by TheOneHitWonderrr March 20, 2011
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Gf: you know what day it is?!
Bf: ugh, here you go. *rips off hoodie
Gf: thx!
Bf: only because it’s February fourth, and I have to give you my hoodie.
Bf: ugh, here you go. *rips off hoodie
Gf: thx!
Bf: only because it’s February fourth, and I have to give you my hoodie.
by Qjeifhekwoebthe November 27, 2019
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Happy Fourth (adjective) is a demographic of people who can't enough 4th of July. It's more of a year-round way of life to them than just a one-time holiday.
You can wish them a "Happy Fourth!" ("Happy 4th!"), also known as "Happy 4th of July," at any time during the year and they will likely respond with immense exuberance. They are mostly white but can be any ethnicity, and, although attire varies, many will be wearing cutoff shirts with Eagles on them. They love scratch-offs, lottos, and telling you their entire medical history as well as every detail of their personal family drama. In addition, they have been known to share all this information with you even if you just met, so be prepared to never get a word in the conversation. This is also their strength, however, because they have the biggest hearts imaginable and will welcome you as their best friend within the first five minutes of knowing you and help you in any way they can.
A person who is Happy Fourth is known as a "Happy Fourther."
You can wish them a "Happy Fourth!" ("Happy 4th!"), also known as "Happy 4th of July," at any time during the year and they will likely respond with immense exuberance. They are mostly white but can be any ethnicity, and, although attire varies, many will be wearing cutoff shirts with Eagles on them. They love scratch-offs, lottos, and telling you their entire medical history as well as every detail of their personal family drama. In addition, they have been known to share all this information with you even if you just met, so be prepared to never get a word in the conversation. This is also their strength, however, because they have the biggest hearts imaginable and will welcome you as their best friend within the first five minutes of knowing you and help you in any way they can.
A person who is Happy Fourth is known as a "Happy Fourther."
Person 1: "You'll never believe this, man. During my shift today at Piggly Wiggly, a woman named Belinda asked me to help her find the beer aisle. I have never met her in my life, but as I was walking her over, she began telling me her entire family drama. After that, she went on to tell me about how she calls her doctor's office twice a day because they never refill her meds when she needs them. And finally, she spent about 45 minutes on the virtual slots machine before grabbing all the coupon inserts and leaving."
Person 2: "Oh yeah, I've seen Belinda at that Pig before. She's Happy Fourth for sure."
Person 2: "Oh yeah, I've seen Belinda at that Pig before. She's Happy Fourth for sure."
by Happy Fourth Hank August 8, 2021
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Usually interpreted through flamenco
Often includes chickens, tequila and lawn mowers
Usually interpreted through flamenco
Often includes chickens, tequila and lawn mowers
Cinco de mayo vs. Fourth of july
Jeff: wouldn't it be awesome if cinco de mayo and fourth of july fought?
World: yeah!
Jeff: wouldn't it be awesome if cinco de mayo and fourth of july fought?
World: yeah!
by JOHN BUCK May 7, 2008
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Friend: Why isn't Miranda at school today?
Me: Oh I gave her an Oklahoma Fourth of July last night.
Friend: Oh okay bro.
Me: Oh I gave her an Oklahoma Fourth of July last night.
Friend: Oh okay bro.
by cumblastershotrocket June 2, 2016
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My sester-fourth-cousin is a good person.
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My sextuple-fourth-cousin is a good person.
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