Mackerel Flaps

If you go down on a woman and she has a smelly fish like minge it is then called mackerel flap.

I went down on your mum and i found out that she has mackerel flaps.

by CiCi Beeeeeeee October 12, 2006

fanny 4 flaps

when a thong is so tight it looks like there is 4 flaps- fanny 4 flaps

she was dam good looking but she had a fanny 4 flaps

by Iva humpalot and aloto vagina December 8, 2005

sweaty dew flaps

excessively moist vaginal flaps.9 times out of ten belonging to a fat woman

i porked this right fat heffer last night, ya should of seen the sweaty dew flaps on it

by POWER B May 14, 2003

Pastrami flaps

Women with large and bulbuose labia.

That chick's pastrami flaps could help stamp out world hunger.

by EH of HB September 11, 2007

love flaps

see: hangage in the hoo-ha.
"The part that hangs down" -- J,
"the part that slides around the penis" --N

"When she stood up her love flaps hung down and caught my eye"
"Her moist inviting love flaps accepted my rigid penis."

by the basement July 16, 2008

peeper flaps

slang for Labia
Also See: Meat Curtians, Beef Curtains, Meat Flaps...

"i know someone who called her labia 'peeper flaps'. the reasoning was that boys had 'peepers' so girls had 'peeper flaps'."

by SGStirfry June 20, 2006

slack flaps

term used to describe a woman who has loose morals in the sex department, has put out so much that theres no tread left on the tyres.

i was doin this chick last night, she had slack flaps.
her flaps were so slack it was like feeding a kitkat to a whale.

by paddy donnelly September 10, 2006