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Queen's vaults (aka. The Firkin)

A craphole pub in Cardiff city centre that caters for under 18 goth children who cannot get served for alcohol anywhere else.

Is closely guarded by Jim who will not hesitate to whack you with his broom is you get any way out of line.

Also is notorious for serving great curly fries with a side order of Mayonnaise (aka. Rimmer's spunk)
Are you going to the firkin?
Yes mate, cos its the only place I can get drunk!
by Nate August 12, 2004
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Fairing

fair-ing (fairring)
Verb
1) act of attending an exhibition, usually competitive, of farm products, livestock, etc., often combined in the U.S. with entertainment and held annually by a county or state.

2) act of partying and drinking for a period of time at an outdoor event with friends and family.

3) attending an event with music, foods that come on a stick, and lots of beer.

Origin:
1300–50; Middle English feire < Anglo-French, Old French < Late Latin fēria religious festival, holiday ( Medieval Latin: market), in L only plural; akin to feast.

1200-15; West Allis feire < Stallis-Saxon>
We will be fairing for ten days straight.

Dan took off for the state fair and will be fairing.
If you are not fairing, you're failing.
by DJ Ginger aka Da Ginge August 31, 2013
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firgin

firgin is a penis plant that grows up north.
I want to eat firgin with your parents

When i met her she wasn't really into firgin things but she opened her mouth and gave in.

I want to make sweet firgin in your pants. with my penis plant.
by wartoon July 4, 2008
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Firminho

Someone who's teeth are brighter than the future of their football club.
Sergio Ramos: Firminho's calling me an idiot when his teeth literally are brighter than the future of his club
by Soccerplayer_showtunes January 16, 2019
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Firned

If you write an article, and a person comments with a "FIRST", you just got firned. A bit like owning.
Comment 1: "First!"

Comment 2: "Oh dude, you just got firned!"
by Eide October 18, 2009
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firing the flesh musket

The act of pleasuring oneself (usually a male).
"What are you going to do tonight?"
"I think I'll just spend the evening at home firing the flesh musket".
by Big Daddy Ripshitz September 27, 2013
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Firing Squad

When your squad goes to a public bathroom and begin urinating at the same time, creating a loud urination noise.
After the movie Tiko and his buddies went to the bathroom and began a firing squad.
by Tiko IWNL September 3, 2018
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