School Fees

Learning something the hard way, in that you had to pay to learn it.

Dude gives warning: "Be careful of that bird man, she seems like the type that just wants to take half your shit. "

Other dude responds: "It's ok, I've got the School Fees from my divorce, I can handle her"

by Lithium1817 July 24, 2025

Waste Fee

a charge by someone for someone else wasting there time

I'm going to charge you a 5% waste fee for wasting my fucking time

by gcskyway August 2, 2025

Mental retardation fee

OK, so you subtracted for crime...

Hym Iam "But there's a mental retardation fee so you still owe me the money."

by Hym Iam January 11, 2026

Fee fees

A person’s emotional feelings, especially in relation to being upset.

I know the comment was meant as a joke but it hurt my fee fees.

by kstella February 3, 2025

Swagger Fee

The cost you pay to look extra cool and have more swagger.

You can add a blue mirror to your sunglasses, but there's a swagger fee

by ChasG June 25, 2024

overdraft fee

A resources-expenditure dat a "willing" chick requests from you due to your having whooshingly farted during a vigorous bouncy-bouncy wif her, causing her to feel a breeze on her upper thighs.

If you have da tendency to break wind frequently/uncontrollably, it's wise to reveal said fact beforehand to a chick wif whom you're arranging to be intimate, and ask her if she charges gassy guys an overdraft fee.

by QuacksO March 29, 2025

fee blind

A person who orders take out from an app (ie DoorDash, instacart, instaeats, etc) without realizing that there are fees that the company screws you with including the hidden ones where they inflate the food prices.

Sandrita had a craving for Panda Express and wanted it delivered for ease and comfort but was fee blind to the fact that the kung pao chicken costs extra and that there’s delivery fees hidden in the food despite them saying “Free Delivery”

by Bojizzle2 February 13, 2024