Facestracted

to be distracted by Facebook from getting on with real life responsibilites and obligations.

John: Did you read over and correct the report I sent to you?

David: Sorry John I got completely Facestracted looking at those hot bikini pictures on your little sister's Facebook account.

by XanderP81 July 30, 2010

FaceSpace / MyBook

the combination of MySpace and FaceBook when you don't give a rats hairy ass what is going on in others lives

Girl 1: OMG! Did you see what Sarah posted on her wall?

Girl 2: I don't have facespace / mybook and don't really care.

by leoguy85 February 21, 2012

Roblox Free Faces

"Roblox Free Faces" refers to the free faces that you can buy in the online Roblox avatar store.

The typical faces are "Man Face", "Chill" and "Check it".

The "Roblox Free Faces" are typically worn by "Noobs" but are also typically worn by "Trollers", which typically use it to make their avatar look funnier.

Person 1: Yo look at that person.
Person 2: What about them?
Person 1: They're wearing one of those roblox free faces lol.

by Ruhroraggy April 17, 2023

Facestalking

Using the website facebook to stalk someone by repeatedly checking thier profile page to see their status, relationship status, pictures and who they have been speaking to. You know you have a serious problem with facestalking when you click on who they have been talking to, only to find that only their friends can view their profile. Obviously you cannot add them as this will become suspicious to the person you are stalking. This leaves you angry that you cannot complete your stalking mission.

Talking on facebook chat
Me: Yo
Dan: Yo, cant really chat, i only logged in quickly to see what becky is upto. She chattin to some guy called shaun but i cant see his profile. ffs this is pissing me off big time.
Me: Dude you need some help with your facestalking problem.

by <<Chris>> February 24, 2009

facestalking

Using facebook.com to stalk people. Not really stalk, stalk used loosely, as in, to look around at people and browse the site. 'stalking' is used because facebook.com has become increasingly reveiling about people, giving almost anyone the ability to stalk anyone else by just browsing the site.

Me: Hey Jane, whats up?
You: Nothin, just facestalking.

by ofarrell30 March 15, 2007

Smiley Faces

Bitches love 'em.

Gin Rummy: Bitches love Smiley Faces.
Ed Wuncler III: It's still nigga technology.

by Alastair E. September 29, 2008

facestat

A website where people can upload pictures of themselves or others to be viewed, judged, and likely degraded by others.

facestat.com is fun, but harsh.

by lmk34 May 13, 2009