Alternative Facts

Conspiracy theorists recieve their "alternative facts" from some lower class bum who sits in front of a camera in his basement posting YouTube videos regarding flat earth theories or anti vax propaganda.
by UltimateDoge November 24, 2022
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Alternative facts

The moment you don't know the answer to a question so you use big words to compensate for your lack of knowledge.
I didn't study for the big test so I used some alternative facts.
by Cashews and guacamole March 24, 2017
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Alternative facting

When the facts are not in your favor, so you just choose to you alternative facts.
He is totally alternative facting about who he was with last night.
by Barnan January 26, 2017
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Cat facts

The equivalent of dick deets. Gossip about pussy.
So I met this new girl!
Oh damn, give me the cat facts!!
by Abe gold April 10, 2017
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black fact

when a black man recites a fact that may be known to be true but cannot be proven at that exact moment
"man, i hear that nickle n dima jenny has da loooosest pussy on da block."

"pimp, dat just a black fact"
by whitechocolate1984 August 11, 2009
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opinionated fact

a strong opinion on something based largely on facts
opinionated fact: President Obama is black, but he isn't that black
by Rizzle51 October 07, 2009
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Fact-tard

First used by some internet hound who goes by Reservoir_Dog. It's used to slam someone who ends a forum post with "fact", but in reality that persons facts are completely retarded.
"You Sir, are a fact-tard."
by Perry C. September 03, 2006
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