Elton

Male homo, like Elton John.

DId you see that dude at the Gin Blossoms concert, what an Elton.

by Ill mon May 6, 2007

Estonian Kiss

Kissing using their dicks. Touching of two dicks.

I just got Estonian kissed by John. FML!!!

by Red dead redemption October 9, 2016

elton

Someone who sings bad impressions of Elton John. They are also known as Gunoungs.

Elton: Fuck you, Barry Bonds sucked my dick.
Someone: Haha, way to miss opening day you fuckhead.
Elton: Mmmm, yes.
Elton: THIS IS YOUR SONG. (in bad tone)

by Kazan April 1, 2005

Elton

A gay and shitty singer or musician. Someone that thinks they're good at everything but isn't. A tool.

Why are you being such an Elton?

by Buffalowangs January 6, 2018

pull an Elton john

This word refers to a husband divorcing his wife and later marrying another guy.

Bob>My dad left my mom for another guy
Joe> Whoa, your dad had to pull an Elton John on you to

by Krisy K. January 21, 2006

Elton

when using the word bummer you might say
'its like elton john- a big bummer'
so just sue the term elton.
can also mean gay.

'you cant go the party? what an elton!'

by *Milla* June 23, 2008

Eton College Christening

Ritual abuse involving a jet of water (e.g. from a garden hose) and wire brushes.

We caught the plebs taking the shortcut through the lower garden and gave them an Eton College Christening. That'll teach the filthy beggars.

by Blobbo May 31, 2013