1. A rollercoaster with a 69 foot tall lift and 89 foot drop to the underground (resembling insertion to the vagina) plus random turns, loops, hills, and a top speed of 69 mph.
2. A train ride that spans 69 miles (a sexamile).
2. A train ride that spans 69 miles (a sexamile).
You: Express 69 is the best rollercoaster that’s less than 100 feet tall.
Me: I thought it was a train ride.
Me: I thought it was a train ride.
by gregben September 13, 2023
Get the Express 69mug. Shipping for Galaxial Distances.
The Galaxial Express said it's about 3 days for delivery, but the price is high! I don't even know how expensive warp fuel is!
by SackbotNinja03 November 6, 2021
Get the Galaxial Expressmug. A 5:30 am cycling ride for fathers who can no longer enjoy the luxury and flexibility of a child free lifestyle.
I have to do the Papa Express tomorrow to palmetto and be back by 8ish, in time to get breakfast ready for my boys so my sick wife can stay in bed.
by Papa4life November 6, 2017
Get the papa expressmug. by Once Upon a Lemon December 16, 2016
Get the Bipolar Expressmug. * A pre-drinking solid base meal consisting of a burger from Whataburger, tots and a Route 44 Watermelon Slush at Sonic, and Chicken Tenders and a 1 gallon jug of sweet tea from Chicken Express to place in your Hyatt Place room refrigerator.
The sweet tea is for post-drinking consumption to accompany the chocolate chip cookie and slice of pizza from the nighttime Romanian Hotel Concierce extraordinaire.
*Works best with a preemptive strike of 2 Maximum Strength Imodium tablets to before consumption to prevent a public defecation mass-evacuation in a doorless stall af Cowboys Dancehall.
The sweet tea is for post-drinking consumption to accompany the chocolate chip cookie and slice of pizza from the nighttime Romanian Hotel Concierce extraordinaire.
*Works best with a preemptive strike of 2 Maximum Strength Imodium tablets to before consumption to prevent a public defecation mass-evacuation in a doorless stall af Cowboys Dancehall.
Alex: “My plane lands at 3:30, so let’s hit up Cavenders and Sheplers so we can go ‘Rolling Blackout’ tonight, and then grab dinner.”
Jimmie: “A little WhataSonic Express, perhaps?”
Alex: “Good call!”
Jimmie: “Let’s down the Imodium now so we don’t risk getting SuperAIDS later.”
Jimmie: “A little WhataSonic Express, perhaps?”
Alex: “Good call!”
Jimmie: “Let’s down the Imodium now so we don’t risk getting SuperAIDS later.”
by TexasTittysprinklesLover February 23, 2019
Get the WhataSonic Expressmug. Guy 1: let's go eat Panda Express!!!
Guy 2:isn't that place basically chick-fil-a served by non Asian people
Guy 1: But it's good
Guy 2:that's not the point
Guy 2:isn't that place basically chick-fil-a served by non Asian people
Guy 1: But it's good
Guy 2:that's not the point
by Anonymous skkskdkdskwnwkodfknf May 27, 2017
Get the Panda Expressmug. The favorite Christmas movie of people born between 2003-2006, based on a book by *Googles* Chris Van Allsburg. In 2017 it became the dank express, DEJA VU! Its cast consists of Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks, and a special guest appearance of Tom Hanks.
The polar express is the most epic Christmas movie.
Oh look, there's at least one definition here that's not sexual.
Oh look, there's at least one definition here that's not sexual.
by anonymous May 27, 2021
Get the Polar expressmug.