Eugene

A weird looking boy who has nothing better to do than annoy people (and is weirdly energetic)

You are a Eugene you talk too much

by Raise your yayaya January 8, 2025

Eugene

Sad individual without friends. Always brings his golden AK to school, cause the other students won´t be laughing anymore once he shoots it up. Setup: Ak-47, Attachments: Extended mags + Fast mags, Scorestreaks: Uav, Counter-Uav, Orbital Vsat

The kids stopped laughing when Eugene reached into his backpack, pulled out his Ak-47 and shot up the fuckin school. He was happy, because he knew they would never make fun of him again (apart from dank memes).

by GiantGayRapist February 20, 2017

Eugene Bryant

Always Positive with a large penis. Most likely to become a millionaire by 27 but also wants to travel.

Damn one day I wanna be like Eugene Bryant.

by Venenennd March 13, 2017

Eugene

Eugene is the best boyfriend I could ever ask for. He is caring, kind, respectful, and sweet. He makes me laugh and I always have fun with him. I can’t wait to spend the rest of my life with him. He likes horror movies, anime, fitness, and most importantly he likes ✨me✨ . His birthday is on the 1st of December. He keeps a knife under his bed and a stick in his closet. He’s almost 25 and sleeps with a spider-man blanket. He knows how to use excel which is really hot.

Eugene is perfect for me. I love him so much.

“i love you eugene.”

by danger flash November 21, 2021

Eugene Oregon

she was never interested with you to begin with. if she texted you this and you're confused so you came here, just stop trying bro

Person 1: "Hey! I'm really excited for our date tonight"
Person 2: "Hey, I don't think I can make it anymore."
Person 1: "Oh no, is everything okay?"
Person 2: "Eugene Oregon."

by roneallm August 29, 2024

Eugene

The most sweetest and kind boy out there.Has a heart of gold and is so loyal.He will bend over backwards to make sure your having a good day.Has the cutest smile and prettiest eyes.You will want a Eugene in your life.Trusttt mee💓

Mom:So what’s his name hun?
Girl:It’s Eugene

Mom:ahhh sounds like a sweet boy

by BAbrbtbynded September 24, 2021

Eugening

When you poop so hard that it leads to the unintended stimulation of the prostate gland, leading to ejaculation.

Sorry for taking too long, I was eugening back there.

by TheGuyWhoDoesStuffWasTaken June 10, 2024