envy posting

When you post nothing but a flashy unrealistic lifestyle on your social media profiles giving people the false impression that your life is perfect and full of glamour
You still follow that girl Carley on insta??

Hell no foo.. she be doing nothing but envy posting. I unfollowed her ages ago
by Echobud August 24, 2023
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Panel Envy

When someone is jealous of the size of your flat panel because yours is bigger than theirs. Generally occurring in a technical or Geek-filled environment.
He had panel envy when he realized John's new screen was bigger than his!
by Crazy Chicken Chick October 23, 2010
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screenis envy

Smart phone screen size comparison between Apple and Samsung devices.
Guy 1: Hey guys, I just bought the new Samsung GS3.
Guy 2: And I just bought the new iPhone 5...but jeepers, your screen is so much larger that I have screenis envy comparing the two.
by AnOldGuy2 December 23, 2012
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love envy

To be envious of another person because they are in a relationship with someone you want to be with.
Love envy- To be envious of another person because they are in a relationship with someone you want to be with
by Wallpink June 25, 2015
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Bang Envy

The jealousy you feel when your girlfriend has the guts to cut bangs and you don't.

or

The jealousy you feel when your girlfriend gets to bang all the hot guys and you are stuck with her sloppy seconds.
1. Tina had such bang envy when she saw how hot Cheryl looked with her new bangs.

2. Tina was ridden with bang envy when Michael hit on her after he had sex with Cheryl.
by Tee Dubs Squared February 11, 2009
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gadget envy

The desire felt by some purchasers when a popular new gadget launches.

Much like regular envy, it includes overlooking flaws in the desired gadget, as well as a discounting of the similar capabilities of a gadget already owned.

It is manifested with the typical expressions of envy toward anyone possessing the gadget, regardless of need.
I just saw Tom playing with the new iPhone. I've got the old one, and I've got such gadget envy right now!
by datapolitical February 28, 2009
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Chip Envy

The feeling you have when at the beach or pool upon seeing someone else with snacks and you have none.
I saw a little kid with a bag of Lay's BBQ and found myself having serious chip envy.
by littlewoz May 03, 2015
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