Scott (new hire): Is that a bum over there?
Andy (plant manager): No!, lol, That is our Mechanical Engineer, I barely pay him to design all of our badass equipment. He looks like a bum because he is still paying for his $50K education and can barely afford to make his house payment. Not to mention that President NoBama has his head shoved up his own ass!
Andy (plant manager): No!, lol, That is our Mechanical Engineer, I barely pay him to design all of our badass equipment. He looks like a bum because he is still paying for his $50K education and can barely afford to make his house payment. Not to mention that President NoBama has his head shoved up his own ass!
by broke-ass engineer June 13, 2010
Get the Mechanical Engineermug. 1) snort a line of salt
2) take a shot of tequila
3) squirt lemon juice in your eye
The engineer shot was created to simulate the experience of being an engineer.
It is also known that snorting salt and squirting lemon juice in your eye causes alcohol to be absorbed into your blood faster (maybe).
2) take a shot of tequila
3) squirt lemon juice in your eye
The engineer shot was created to simulate the experience of being an engineer.
It is also known that snorting salt and squirting lemon juice in your eye causes alcohol to be absorbed into your blood faster (maybe).
by anon186451 October 14, 2010
Get the engineer shotmug. One of the nine playable characters in team fortress 2, commonly known as the engineer, sometimes shortened to "engie" by his fellow mercenaries, but whose real name is Dell Conager, was found to be engaging in one of his favourite hobbies which is playing videos games, also commonly known as "gaming" - Alowishus Devadander Abercrombie
by Skoobertf2 November 24, 2020
Get the Engineer Gamingmug. by ApexB September 26, 2005
Get the jet enginemug. On a construction site no matter what when things go wrong it is always the engineers fault even if they are not responsible or on site at the time.
by Kill_crazy May 4, 2023
Get the Engineers Faultmug. When one male of a large size with the nick name " Big Engine" is unexspectant of foul action that is coming at him , and his agressor "Matt" taticaly get's infront of Big Engine' face and " Bare Ass Farts" while farting spreads his ass cheeks open and makes contact with the Big Engine's head or face with a strong chance of fecies flying from Matt's ass and landing on the engine.
While watching the Sheild Matt backed his bare ass up and spread his cheeks and assed the engine. This is called
" Assin The Engine"
" Assin The Engine"
by Big Engine October 31, 2008
Get the Assin The Enginemug. by GrabbAkkok March 2, 2020
Get the engineering dropmug.