Someone who is paid to break shit. Then assumes the role of hero when the problem has been resolved.
by Nick Mitchell April 13, 2003
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Guy in engineering class : Dude..omg there is a hot engineering girl in this class
Other guy: wtf she looks like a f'n creature of the deep
Other guy: wtf she looks like a f'n creature of the deep
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Engineer with an emphasis in masterbation. Is usually well informed on lubrication viscosities and form. Will also spit out complicated algorithims while in the act of ejaculation.
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I was going to be a civil engineer, because I wasn't smart enough to be a masturbatorial engineer.
I was going to be a civil engineer, because I wasn't smart enough to be a masturbatorial engineer.
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Zach: Hey dude what are you doing
Nick: Drinking
Zach: I wish my life didn't suck but id does because I'm in Industrial Engineering.
Nick: Drinking
Zach: I wish my life didn't suck but id does because I'm in Industrial Engineering.
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Contrary to popular stereotypes that Ryerson is a "high school", the Engineering degree very much entails a curriculum obviously only found in higher education institutions.
Engineering students can usually be found drowning in work, unable to attend parties, whining about their GPA, and not engaged in romantic relationships with other students.
Contrary to popular stereotypes that Ryerson is a "high school", the Engineering degree very much entails a curriculum obviously only found in higher education institutions.
Engineering students can usually be found drowning in work, unable to attend parties, whining about their GPA, and not engaged in romantic relationships with other students.
Person 1: He goes to Ryerson University.
Person 2: Lol I bet he's a dumbass
Person 1: Actually no, he's in Ryerson Engineering. I got mad respect for him.
Non-eng student: Hey girls! There's a party tonight. Wanna come?
Girls: Sorry, we're engineering students.
Non-eng student: ...Oh okay, maybe some other time I guess ;)
Girls: Probably not.
Person 2: Lol I bet he's a dumbass
Person 1: Actually no, he's in Ryerson Engineering. I got mad respect for him.
Non-eng student: Hey girls! There's a party tonight. Wanna come?
Girls: Sorry, we're engineering students.
Non-eng student: ...Oh okay, maybe some other time I guess ;)
Girls: Probably not.
by ct_pmc October 15, 2017
Get the ryerson engineering mug.Mechanical Engineering is a discipline within the engineering domain which deals with the application of the principles of science (especially Physics and Mathematics) and economics in the synthesis, analysis, design, manufacturing, installation, maintenance, and/or decommissioning of machines, tools, and systems, and materials in order to solve a problem or meet a need. This discipline serves to solve certain technical challenges facing society such as energy supply, provision of transport infrastructure like railways, and the manufacturing & the supply of needed materials such as steels and other alloys.
Mechanical Engineering is a very broad discipline which includes the following subdisciplines: Metallurgy, Thermal Engineering, Automotive Engineering, Production Engineering, Manufacturing Engineering, and Mechatronics.
Mechanical Engineering is integral to other disciplines like Aerospace & Aeronautical Engineering, Electrical Engineering, and Civil Engineering.
People who practice or study Mechanical Engineering are called mechanical engineers. An undergraduate programme usually involves the study of such courses and subjects like solid mechanics, thermodynamics, fluid mechanics, mathematics, basic electrical/electronic principles, and control theory.
Written by Ikeyi who studied Mechanical Engineering at college.
Mechanical Engineering is a very broad discipline which includes the following subdisciplines: Metallurgy, Thermal Engineering, Automotive Engineering, Production Engineering, Manufacturing Engineering, and Mechatronics.
Mechanical Engineering is integral to other disciplines like Aerospace & Aeronautical Engineering, Electrical Engineering, and Civil Engineering.
People who practice or study Mechanical Engineering are called mechanical engineers. An undergraduate programme usually involves the study of such courses and subjects like solid mechanics, thermodynamics, fluid mechanics, mathematics, basic electrical/electronic principles, and control theory.
Written by Ikeyi who studied Mechanical Engineering at college.
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