Engayify

Verb. To gay it up.

They're trying to engayify the dictionary.

by Bloodbath 87 April 3, 2009

engaged

Ebonics/whitetrashian word meaning "shacked up with someone with whom I have brought a bastard child into the world but by referring to our selves as "engaged" I take the curse off the casual sexual relationship that produced an illegitimate child which will be disavowed by the father at the first sign of troule or commitment."

ex. 1-Laqueefa and Tyrone done shacked up, den da bitch get herself knocked up cos she dint use no berf control, but since tyrone dint have no job an his momma doan want him living with her no mo, so he still be living wif laqueefa until da judge order him to pay a sediment fo dat bastard chile, so dat means laqueefa and tyrone bein engaged.

ex. 2-wail, my babydaddy luther and ah done had us a little bundle of joy, but we ain't married er nuthin', we's jest engaged, even though luther ain't bought me no ring er nuthin', he's gotta buy a new motor fer his F-150. b'sides, we don't need no piece a paper to tell us we love each other, now do we?

by earpuller December 7, 2010

edgar

edgars are a fat fucking chunky bitch. they survive on their apple empanadas and dont like to sleep. edgars never fail to “dress to impress” and show up to school everyday wearing $20 clearance section adidas and gay ass ankle socks. they usually have some good taste in music but also have some complete ASS songs on their playlist. edgars are not popular at all bc everyone thinks of them as the weird short kid who does drugs and likes memes. ngl they kinda a girl magnet to all the girls who enjoy fat kids w small dicks.
edgars also love “thicc girls.” for example, they enjoy jerking off thinking about kylie jenner in their free time, and day dreaming about what its like to fuck her. in conclusion edgars are one hell of a crazy annoying bitch...periodt.

girl 1: dude whos that new kid? hes like 4’2” but still weighs 35 more pounds then me 😭
girl 2: probably just an edgar. he wont stop showing me his memes either.

by dandydicksucker420 March 31, 2020

endarkenment

bringing someone down; the oppisite of enlightenment;

Jimmy Fallon: ordering breakfast at Disney World "I love Mickey's Steak and eggs!"
Debbie Downer: "Ever since they found mad cow disease in the US, I'm not taking any chances."

Jimmy Fallon: "What?"

Debbie Downer: "They say it can live in your body for up to three years before it attacks and destroys your brain."
Jimmy Fallon: "Thank you for the endarkenment."

by Shaneeeee! May 8, 2010

Engaged

Tricking women into making them pregnant before marriage.

Tom: Hey Babe, now that we are engaged... lets have sex afteral i'll marry you.
Lisa: I love you babe... <3
....becomes pregnant... months later... you know what babe this isn't working out between us. Lets call it off!

Lisa: heart broken and single mother... no father

by Venus_D October 13, 2017

Pussy Rules of Engagement

The rules certain gamers or server admins put on gameplay to restrict normal function of the game and make it easier for them to play. For instance, disallowing shotguns, grenade launchers, or camping in first person shooters. Can be shortened to PRE or PRoE. Alternate version is "Panzy Rules of Engagement."

This server is running on pussy rules of engagement, I'm going somewhere else.

by anonymous7 July 5, 2012

Edgar Allen's

Police. A clever variation on Edgar Allen Poe and Po-Po's.

Here come the Edgar Allen's!

by Ian S... May 31, 2006