Encore Wipe

When you wipe your ass after taking a shit, thinking you wiped enough, but then you have to return within minutes to wipe again

Damn my asshole itches and feels slimy, guess I need to return for an encore wipe

by EMSHB December 10, 2014

encrested

Highly regarded

The hockey team was encrested.

by grasshoppyr March 19, 2015

engroined

To be affixed between something tightly, similar to being held between the legs.

Did you see that accident? That guy was totally engroined.

by Spider Webster August 28, 2016

Encon

In the first age in the first battle when the shadows first lengthened one stood...he chose path of perpetual torment and in his ravenous hatred he found no peace, seeking vengence against the dark lords who had betrayed him.And those who tasted the bite of his sword and named him...

The Nephilim

Guy:I wish you were a true Encon.
Guy2:Encon is weird.

by Master_Beats December 18, 2016

encrapment

To innocently enter a bathroom unaware that the person before you plugged up the toilet and it is now unusable.

Poor Ted had to take a dump so bad but found that he was a victim of encrapment.

by Rico Suavemoose January 29, 2017

enchodelada

When a mexican has a chode so its like an enchalada but as a chode

"Juan has an enchodelada it's so tiny"

by Short midget cunt March 23, 2017

encoors

A couple of Silver Bullet "beer chasers" that you down after partaking of the "main event" ("somethin' tall and strong" that you'd asked the bartender to whip up for you while you're "wastin' away again in Margaritaville").

Alan Jackson: I'm feeling kinda woozy after that "hurricane" cocktail that I just drank --- at a moment like this, I can't help but wonder, "What would Jimmy Buffett do?"
Jimmy Buffett: Funny you should ask, Alan --- I'd recommend a couple of encoors... nuthin' like good ol' ice-cold Silver Bullets to make you "feel all right" again!

by QuacksO March 28, 2017