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empty pastry bag

1. a cloth or paper cone-shaped bag with one or more nozzles, through which pastry, icing, or a similar food may be squeezed, esp. for decorating

2. metaphor used to describe the smushy, sagging breasts of an old woman
I went to the French Riviera to check out the topless hotties, but all I saw were old ladies with empty pastry bags.
by jwonder May 12, 2011
mugGet the empty pastry bagmug.

Empty Bladder Paradox

When your bladder is empty until you are in a situation where you cannot use the restroom at which point your bladder is so full you have to urinate worse than you ever have. Also applies to getting comfortable in bed.
Didn't have to pee until I got a mile down the road and the empty bladder paradox hit me and I felt like I was gonna pee my pants.

Got hit with the empty bladder paradox as soon as I got comfortable in bed.
by Insanity_dark August 26, 2013
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three empty words

You know the three empty words?
No..
I LOVE YOU
Thanks!
No Seriously.
Oh.
by ZaconForLife November 2, 2017
mugGet the three empty wordsmug.

empty the chili bowl

It's when you wake up with morning wood, then proceed to sneak in on your girl while she is taking a shit and titty fuck her hoping to shoot your load on her tits before she can complete the dump.
Frank came in this morning and tried to empty the chili bowl all over me this morning, it was disgusting because I had a bad case of diarrhea.
by SR&AB October 1, 2010
mugGet the empty the chili bowlmug.

keep the hotel empty

To use birth control. First associated with birth control pills.
Stop eating those, you idiot! They're my keep-the-hotel-empty pills!
by mistress of munchies March 14, 2005
mugGet the keep the hotel emptymug.

Empty Eye Socket

The state of a woman's asshole after an intense anal sex encounter. The anus itself looks like an empty eye socket, hence the appropriateness of the name.
My girl was on her period, so I stuck her in the pooper and left her with an "empty eye socket".
by Rookadelphian February 18, 2005
mugGet the Empty Eye Socketmug.

Dis bitch empty

The correct word to scream before throwing an empty drink or bottle, followed up by a loud YEET as you're throwing the object.
by Good Job Volvo September 30, 2017
mugGet the Dis bitch emptymug.

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