Ejaculation

Cum, Ejaculation
by Cum man 3000 September 03, 2019
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ejaculation

son why have you done ejaculation across your room
by sum=stranger October 14, 2019
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jet engine ejaculation

when you ejaculate so fast and viciously it goes into someone’s eye and blinds them
“did you hear about betty her boyfriend has a jet engine ejaculation”
by testicularbreath October 15, 2023
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mouth ejaculation

When you are saying something before you mean to.

When you are saying something that you were thinking but didn’t mean to say it.
I heard “Your mom looks like a whore in those shortscoming out of my mouth when it wasn’t supposed to, hence a mouth ejaculation.
by Forestdancer September 10, 2022
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Overmature Ejaculation

Stemming from the premature ejaculation, this is the exact opposite. This occurs after wacking off or banging someone of something and not being able to nut. Several minutes, hours, even days later you randomly fire your juicy load unprovoked.
Big Cheesy: Dude, I don't know what is wrong with me. I am randomly shooting loads in my pants and not able to nut when I hack my wee wee or plow my wife. This ever happen to you?

T-Rex: Nope: You may wan... did you just cum?

Big Cheesy: SEE!!!

T-Rex: You might suffer from overmature ejaculation son.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm June 17, 2019
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You know the economy is going to cum back, but you don't know when, and you don't know where it might go.
Helen told her boyfriend that his orgasms were so inconsistent, he should be studying the Theory of Economic Ejaculation.
by Bob Velvetta April 06, 2020
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Rapid Ejaculation

When the penis begins excreting cum at an abnormal yet consistent rate for extended periods of time.
"I fucked your wife so hard I suffered from Rapid Ejaculation for weeks!"
"WHAT THE FUCK?!"
by Toe Jam and Bug Blood April 12, 2023
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