douse the Edisons

To turn off the lights.

It's getting late, could you douse the Edisons for me?

by Heathen Lummox October 9, 2003

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Edmonton

An often misunderstood city with a rich proud history and a reputation for not TAKIN ANY SHIT! Situated in the Center of Alberta, it is the Capital and last bastion for anything resembling culture and open mindedness in this cold, god forsaken red neck province. It is filled with a million people of different backgrounds who prefer to mind their own business rather than risk getting dealt with. A place where police get NO LOVE (unlike Calgary) and gangstas still live by a code gotdammit! A city full of the most exquisite...friendly...intelligent females per capita than most any other N.American city. And they are all too willing to prove themselves during the short summer season! A place where idividuals can express themselves and are not judged SOLELY by how much money they make.
A wonderful place where if you act right and treat others with respect you usually get the same in return. But if you come with all that tuff talk, you WILL get your bluff called! And if you disrespect the wrong ppl you WILL get laid down quick!!

I thought Edmonton was on some slow ass prairie shit but I was DEAD wrong! That place is as real as it gets.

by Tre Seven September 8, 2009

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Decorative Edison

A sexual maneuver whereby a lightbulb is screwed into the anus as if it were an electrical socket.

Last night Joe came by and gave me a Decorative Edison. The metal was cold and abrasive, but at least he didnt give me a Wizard of Menlow Park.

by Johnny Ashcan February 6, 2009

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Edmonton

Best Albertan city. Home to champion teams such as the 13-time Grey Cup Champs the Edmonton Eskimos and 5-time Stanley Cup Champs the Edmonton Oilers. Kicks Calgary's rear.

"Well, really, everyone knows that Edmonton's a better city than calgary!"

by ~Bitterwench* October 20, 2008

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Edmond

An asian guy's name variation of "Edward". Edmond's are always talented in an area you would have never guessed. Tall, lazy, spoiled, moody, and wishes too hard for some model to be in bed with him every single minute of his life. BTW they ABSOLUTELY hate being called "Eddy".

1: "Hey is that guy painting naked women?"
2: "Yeah I would have never guessed Edmond was such a great artist!"
1: "Dude, that painting is making me bone."
2: "..."

by wtf its edmond. April 8, 2009

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