When one must leave the main office to undertake a task which if completed in the office would be offensive or embarrassing. Such examples include leaving to loudly pass wind, belch, smoke, make a private phone call or some kind of physical relation/interaction with a colleague.
Usual locations include the car park, stationary cupboard, empty meeting rooms, rooftop and empty corridors.
Usual locations include the car park, stationary cupboard, empty meeting rooms, rooftop and empty corridors.
Richard: "Hey, where's Paul gone?"
Stuart: "I don't know, actually...?"
- Sometime Later -
Paul: "Sorry, I'm back now!"
Richard: "Where did you go?"
Paul: "Epic Out of Office Experience!"
Stuart: "I don't know, actually...?"
- Sometime Later -
Paul: "Sorry, I'm back now!"
Richard: "Where did you go?"
Paul: "Epic Out of Office Experience!"
by Ternal May 20, 2011
Get the Out of Office Experiencemug. When a turd rises its bald brown head above the water in the toilet. Something to be proud of if you are into that. Go figure.
I had the most outrageous out of water experience in the restaurant bathroom, I left it there for the next guy to admire.
by Gojai August 29, 2017
Get the Out of water experiencemug. highly influential, though short lived English/Polish jazz fusion band famous for the bass guitar work, original songs, outrageous style and performance of its eponymous frontman Mathew"Golduck"Lewis on songs such as 'With a Rye Smile'','Purple Sandwich(and the contents within)','Rocky Dennis','Voodoo Girl who probably wants sex :s (LOL)'etc
The band's peak of popularity was in the 1970s, when it released six albums that blended elements of jazz,jazz fusion,jazz funk and cock jousting
The band's peak of popularity was in the 1970s, when it released six albums that blended elements of jazz,jazz fusion,jazz funk and cock jousting
"did you see the mat lewis experience last night?"
"yeah they were shit,all mat did was a rye smile bass medley the entire 6 and a half hours"
"yeah they were shit,all mat did was a rye smile bass medley the entire 6 and a half hours"
by (Jonnyp79) March 2, 2008
Get the the mat lewis experiencemug. when a girl puts it down on a guy... A girl hooks a guy up with the ultimate experience. Oral or just sex in general...
by Elecktra2575 June 23, 2009
Get the toe poppin' experiencemug. An inadvertent gay movement. A gay accident. When a presumably strait individual slips and says or does something really gay.
Strait Dude: Ugh, my wife bought me these pants but they feel a little constricting.
Presumably Strait Dude: Yea, they make your ass look great. I wish my boyfriend would wear those.
Strait Dude: Wait, I thought you were married… to a woman.
Presumably (not any more) Strait Dude: Oops, that slipped. I just had an out of closet experience.
Presumably Strait Dude: Yea, they make your ass look great. I wish my boyfriend would wear those.
Strait Dude: Wait, I thought you were married… to a woman.
Presumably (not any more) Strait Dude: Oops, that slipped. I just had an out of closet experience.
by SimpleKind of Man December 2, 2010
Get the Out of Closet Experiencemug. When you have an affair and is not only sex (although is marvellous) and feel as about falling in love, but in the end you don't get involved.
by Sugar Plum Fairies June 5, 2009
Get the Near-love experiencemug. by w00p-thereitis January 5, 2011
Get the Jank experiencesmug.