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Out of Office Experience

When one must leave the main office to undertake a task which if completed in the office would be offensive or embarrassing. Such examples include leaving to loudly pass wind, belch, smoke, make a private phone call or some kind of physical relation/interaction with a colleague.

Usual locations include the car park, stationary cupboard, empty meeting rooms, rooftop and empty corridors.
Richard: "Hey, where's Paul gone?"
Stuart: "I don't know, actually...?"

- Sometime Later -

Paul: "Sorry, I'm back now!"
Richard: "Where did you go?"
Paul: "Epic Out of Office Experience!"
by Ternal May 20, 2011
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Out of water experience

When a turd rises its bald brown head above the water in the toilet. Something to be proud of if you are into that. Go figure.
I had the most outrageous out of water experience in the restaurant bathroom, I left it there for the next guy to admire.
by Gojai August 29, 2017
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the mat lewis experience

highly influential, though short lived English/Polish jazz fusion band famous for the bass guitar work, original songs, outrageous style and performance of its eponymous frontman Mathew"Golduck"Lewis on songs such as 'With a Rye Smile'','Purple Sandwich(and the contents within)','Rocky Dennis','Voodoo Girl who probably wants sex :s (LOL)'etc

The band's peak of popularity was in the 1970s, when it released six albums that blended elements of jazz,jazz fusion,jazz funk and cock jousting
"did you see the mat lewis experience last night?"
"yeah they were shit,all mat did was a rye smile bass medley the entire 6 and a half hours"
by (Jonnyp79) March 2, 2008
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toe poppin' experience

when a girl puts it down on a guy... A girl hooks a guy up with the ultimate experience. Oral or just sex in general...
My girl hooked up her man so good he couldn't stop bragging about his toe poppin' experience.
by Elecktra2575 June 23, 2009
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Out of Closet Experience

An inadvertent gay movement. A gay accident. When a presumably strait individual slips and says or does something really gay.
Strait Dude: Ugh, my wife bought me these pants but they feel a little constricting.

Presumably Strait Dude: Yea, they make your ass look great. I wish my boyfriend would wear those.

Strait Dude: Wait, I thought you were married… to a woman.

Presumably (not any more) Strait Dude: Oops, that slipped. I just had an out of closet experience.
by SimpleKind of Man December 2, 2010
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Near-love experience

When you have an affair and is not only sex (although is marvellous) and feel as about falling in love, but in the end you don't get involved.
I had a near-love experience with that Spanish girl I slept with last week.
by Sugar Plum Fairies June 5, 2009
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Jank experiences

Experiences filled with large amounts of weed and very strange places.
Damn, looks like this gonna be one of those jank experiences.
by w00p-thereitis January 5, 2011
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