European exceptionalism

When Europeans talk shit about the United States but turn around and beg us to aid them in their territorial disputes when their trailer park country ruled by corrupt oligarchs is in danger

I'm sick of their European exceptionalism

by Irvinian January 4, 2023

European Demon

A type of CS:GO player. They can be observed various maps such as Nuke, Mirage, Inferno, etc. They are usually found crouched in a corner with a shotgun or an smg. A European Demon speaks broken english, if they're on your team they also have a shitty microphone. Usually the European Demon is of low skill, but somehow they always kill you. A European Demon is usually a European / foreign person playing on NA servers somehow.

There was a European Demon sitting behind the door in squeaky on Nuke.
*gets jumping noscoped by European Demon*

"Fuck this European Demon"

by mookjonk April 6, 2023

european water

Tea from europe or water that someone has pissed in. Both are indistinguishable from one another.

Man, this beer tastes like european water. Someone get me a Dos Equis.

by NotOniCowboy August 5, 2023

A European Swallow

A type of bird that migrates, weighs 5 ounces, and CANNOT carry a one-pound coconut.
These birds are very different than African swallows, which are bigger, and most likely COULD carry a one-pound coconut. But African Swallows do not migrate, so they wouldn't carry one if they tried.

"How far can a swallow fly?"
"Well which one, a European Swallow or an African Swallow?"

by Namonya March 5, 2021

the north european meatball

A sexual experience involving oral sex and an icecube. The man lays down on the bed, and the woman starts licking his balls. After some sucking, the woman takes an icecube out and buries it in the mans ballsack. At this point the man would fell a cold pain. After some minutes, take the icecube away, and start licking his balls.

Person A: Hey honey! wonna have fun tonight?
Person B: Sure!
Person A: Lets try out the north european meatball

by dengodeperke November 28, 2017

europeondeeznutz

1.A fucking great powerful joke

2.someone who will punch anyone who tries to hurt his mutuals. They also are always open to new mutuals anytime and likes it when people rant.

Fred:hey,wheres france located?

John:Europe I believe

Fred:EUROPEONDEEZNUTZ BITCH😈🤬😩🥶🥶🥶

by JSKSNDBDF June 2, 2021

European Union

The European Union is a golden chance for all europeans to unite and build a new federated socialist europe. A unified europe would be the single most powerful geopolitical entity in the history of mankind.

Or we could cling onto our pathetic 'nation states' and remain the US and China's bitch.

Intervention by the federal army has proved instamental in ending the long conflict...the dollar continued its sharp decline against the euro...Klapmann was candid about the growing global influence of European Union forces...

by Ever closer union January 20, 2009