1. a cloth or paper cone-shaped bag with one or more nozzles, through which pastry, icing, or a similar food may be squeezed, esp. for decorating
2. metaphor used to describe the smushy, sagging breasts of an old woman
2. metaphor used to describe the smushy, sagging breasts of an old woman
I went to the French Riviera to check out the topless hotties, but all I saw were old ladies with empty pastry bags.
by jwonder May 12, 2011
Get the empty pastry bagmug. It's when you wake up with morning wood, then proceed to sneak in on your girl while she is taking a shit and titty fuck her hoping to shoot your load on her tits before she can complete the dump.
Frank came in this morning and tried to empty the chili bowl all over me this morning, it was disgusting because I had a bad case of diarrhea.
by SR&AB October 1, 2010
Get the empty the chili bowlmug. by ZaconForLife November 2, 2017
Get the three empty wordsmug. When you forget your cell phone at home, but still feel like it is in your pocket, and you even occasionally feel it vibrate, causing your hand to fly to your pocket.
Bob: Why are you grabbing your pants?
Mike: I left my phone at home and am suffering from empty pocket syndrome.
Bob: Bummer
Mike: I left my phone at home and am suffering from empty pocket syndrome.
Bob: Bummer
by dherbig April 19, 2011
Get the empty pocket syndromemug. by mistress of munchies March 14, 2005
Get the keep the hotel emptymug. The state of a woman's asshole after an intense anal sex encounter. The anus itself looks like an empty eye socket, hence the appropriateness of the name.
by Rookadelphian February 18, 2005
Get the Empty Eye Socketmug. The correct word to scream before throwing an empty drink or bottle, followed up by a loud YEET as you're throwing the object.
by Good Job Volvo September 30, 2017
Get the Dis bitch emptymug.