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Who do we need to Earl?
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Earl

Who do we need to Earl?
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Pulling an Earl

getting too stoned to turn off the end credits and inevitably losing touch with reality
Sebastian was Pulling an Earl during the end credits of “The Meg” by watching all of it.
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Earl

He is the living Giga Chad, he is the alpha male. Whenever he walks into a room, women orgasm uncontrollably.

DO NOT let him near your girlfriend, now your ex-girlfriend.
Look! There's Earl! he's so hot.
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EARL NIGHTINGALE RULE

Out of CHICAGO a human enlightenment teacher on the SUCCESS TAPES series.

This is a human attribute.
This was said as this quote I heard a long time ago in 1988 and that is the EARL NIGHTINGALE RULE, " we seldom regret what we have done in our LIVES but we do regret what we have not done".

This a genius of his time the EARL NIGHTINGALE RULE, we are seldom ever SORRY for anything as it just is not possible too much in the SPITE built into the human brain or you may say "SPIDER = SPITER = EAT SHIT!!!!
by PROVINCIALISTIC BREAKERS September 14, 2021
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Earle Williams

A hilarious, but tragic example of an extremely horrifying creature that has an incredibly mundane name. Earle Williams is a bonus boss on Fallout 76 who was introduced in August 2020.

Some time before the present day in-game, Williams and his friends were trapped in a mine after it suddenly collapsed behind them, killing one of them and leaving the rest permanently stuck. The men were nonetheless desperate to survive, and resorted to cannibalism. Some of them, however, had too weak of a stomach and decided to just wait for their starvation to end it all.

Earle Williams was not one of those people. In fact, cannibalizing his dead friend seemed to make his sanity slip away. He started trying to eat everyone, dead or alive, but was nonetheless fully aware of what he was doing; he knew he was becoming insane. By the time that the events of the game had started, Williams has mutated into a massive man-eating monster waiting impatiently for his next meal, and it's up to the dwellers of Vault 76 to put him out of his misery before it's too late.
The fight against Earle Williams is quite tough. He has TONS of health, and he's so resistant to all forms of damage that even legacy weapons barely deal scratch damage to him. He's nimble, aggressive, and can utter a piercing scream that will terrify the player character(s), causing them to run uncontrollably in a random direction if they're standing too close, potentially allowing him to land a nasty hit or two. The mine itself is bubbling hot and will kill you very quickly if you stand in the wrong spot, and there's several mini-me's of Williams that are very strong and tend to gang up on a single player to quickly overwhelm them. And on top of that, you have a strict time limit of 25 minutes to kill him, which may seem generous, but it's not.

Despite this, there IS at least one weapon that works insanely well against him: The plasma gun with the flamethrower mod and of course the right perk cards. ESPECIALLY if it's the special "Enclave" version, which has an insane ammo capacity. (However, the mod is INCREDIBLY rare.) Some players have managed to kill Williams singlehandedly by using this against him.
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 14, 2021
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The angry Earl

The angry Earl is a sex practice that describes a male in missionary position on a partner. To fulfil the angry Earl diarrhoea and a boy with down syndrome is required. So the male rocks the hell out of the sex partner while suffering from horrible diarrhoea while the boy with to much chromosomes suddenly enters the room and the male is so shocked that he startles, knock out the sex partner and sprays the boy with diarrhoea fluids. Important! Be sure that your ass points at the door so the boy will scream in disgust and shock. If you can't get the boy screaming than it's not an angry Earl, this is essential.
Man i went to base 2 with my wife and it was fucking awesome. As we went to base 3 Earl walked in on us. In my shock I went up and accidentally slapped my wife to the face which made her fall to the floor and pass out. Earl ran at my and now I realizing that I have to take a shit and in pure shock and horror I sprayed the liquid diarrhoea all over the poor bastard, he began to scream at the top of his lungs...

The angry Earl
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