Mitchell Earl

Mitchell Earl is an overdose of charm, wit, and fun. Even the greatest of extroverts become introverts around a Mitchell Earl. He will buy gifts of flowers and food, always with smile, and sometimes from Trader Joe's. Be careful not to end up on the wrong side of a joke though, it'll quickly turn into a roast! When he's not the obvious magnet of attention in a room, he peacefully relaxes to watching movies, tv shows, or listening to NPR.

"Yo, have you met Mitchell Earl?"

"Of course! Who hasn't met Mitchell Earl?"

by fambamthankyoumam November 23, 2021

olivia earl baker

a white gingered freckly female with a tendency to drown

what an olivia earl baker

by yourfavouritedefinition June 1, 2022

Liam Earl Farr

Possibly the biggest man on the face of the Earth. Although that would be an irrelevant mention as he dwarfs the Earth several hundred thousands of times over. Don't even begin to mention a diet in front of this man as he may become aggressive. Hide the women and CHILDREN.

That's not the Milky Way, that's just Liam Earl Farr on a cut.

by Psychotic68 February 21, 2024

Dirty soggy earl

When I a girl needs to shit rlly bad but holds it in until he rectum forces instead out. The male then sucks in it and pours a vodka and semen mix to esert dominance

Oh u didn’t get a dirty soggy Earl did u

by Cucf June 29, 2021

Earl anderson

Earl is the weirdest person ever and is a big swifty, he also is kinda mean and is a stalker.

Earl Anderson is weird.

by xjhcghsic January 21, 2022

Cookin Earl

Cookin earl is the same as cooking oil but southerners use it as slang.

I need some cookin earl to fry the fish.
That cookin earl smell burnt.
Get me the big bottle of cookin earl.

by CRAWDAD504 October 26, 2025

earl

a bad pitcher in baseball. earl is specifically used to refer to a pitcher opposing the university of florida at their home ballpark, especially when heckling.

the tradition of earl was started in the 90s when an opposing baseball team replaced a bad pitcher named earl with an equally bad pitcher. this lead a student to call him earl well. the nickname stuck and a tradition was born at the university of florida.

earl is also used in other sports occasionally around the university.

“uh oh, earl’s in trouble!” in a 3-0 count
“you already pitched to him earl!” “and not very well” when attempting to pick off a walked base runner
“and starting pitcher number __, -name-“ “otherwise known as:“ “EARL”

by BigWolf15 May 4, 2024