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Driver Seat Ninja

When the driver of a car does a karate chop to scare the passenger.
Fred was scared by the driver seat ninja, the random and abrupt Karate chop causes Fred to poop a little.
by Lightyear25 August 17, 2011
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Diversion

A way to get people to focus on something else, such as when somebody wants to take people's attention away from similarities between their own country and a near-dictatorship and distract them with a story about a country overseas somewhere.
The girl told a story about Belarus, which despite her description of the country as being a near-dictatorship, was one of the few countries that wasn't on a lockdown at this time. It was a good diversion from events in her own country.
by Solid Mantis April 2, 2020
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Whatever drives your bus

In the same vein as 'whatever floats your boat'. This phrase is useful when talking back to bus drivers. It's the same thing as saying 'Whatever makes you happy', but this version is more sarcastic and rude.
Bus driver: I'm going to have to ask you to get off the bus. You are bothering the other passengers.

Milly: Whatever drives your bus, man.
by 333Emmaline May 10, 2010
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texten driver

a dumbass person who texts and drives and is likely one day to hit and kill a person/people while texting, people who text and drive are better off being drunk casue at least there will be watching the road
Officer: what caused you to go off the road and run your car into a park killing 10 people

Driver: i was texting :(

Officer: Damn texten drivers
by Mr.Ham July 6, 2010
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earthquake driver

Someone who takes risks in order to make a gain. No matter the price, the risk is always worth it to an earthquake driver.
Josh listens to what people say more than listening to his own heart because he is an earthquake driver.
Jaynie listens to her heart instead of what other people say because she is an earthquake driver.
Marcus sells drugs because he is an earthquake driver.
by JuicyPineapple February 17, 2015
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Truck Driver Slang

Truck Driver Slang are Words and phrases used by truck drivers Like: Keep it between the ditches & Don't let your meatloaf
Truck Driver Slang are Words and phrases that Truck Driver's use when talking to each other on a CB Radio Like: Hey driver Keep it between the ditches and another Driver answers: Don't let your meatloaf
by NLW88fan October 20, 2015
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houston driver

1: That bitch just cut me off
2Must be a Houston driver
by Avery Franch March 25, 2019
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