Atomic Douche Bag

1.The worlds biggest gayest douchebag.

2. Super loser; Pip Squeak Homo.

3. The Epitomy of Douche Baggery.

Yo..Check out that Elvis wanna be on the pool table sportin the tassels and the sun glasses. Man, that freak-o-matic is one
big Atomic Douche Bag!

by Streetwhiz April 20, 2009

texas douche

Anyone that goes to a sporting event that is NOT associated with The University of Texas and still wears longhorn apparel. Also anyone NOT associated with The University of Texas in any way other than obsessive fandom.

"Look at the guy with the orange shirt!"
"He's a Texas douche."

by NickFL June 28, 2008

George Dubya Douche

President of "Yankee land" who likes to kill people & give money to rich people

George Dubya Douche is living up to his name and is bombing another country with his nucular weapons of mass disruption - all in the interest of the economy.. And God??

by towel401 February 17, 2005

douche chills

The feeling of nausea one is overcome by, when witnessing a completely embarrasing situation.

Watching Facts of Life gave me major douche chills.

by Smegma April 1, 2004

douchbagerie

the act, or state of being a douchbag.

did you see the seattle/green bay game?

no, what happend?

during the overtime coin toss, matt hasseback said "tails, and we're gonna score!" during the first drive, he threw an interception for a touchdown and they lost the game.

a classic case of douchbagerie.

by cpn January 13, 2008

portable douche kit

one whose doucheness is so ingrained or inherent to his existence that it travels everywhere with him;

the very person who is so totally douched up

Mr Dude: Fuck, here comes Nelson. I can't stand that idiot.
Uncle Dude: Dude is a portable douche kit.
Mr Dude: Thats refreshing.

by drpoonandtheteenangels July 24, 2009

douche nozzle

Kayne West at the VMA's.

The douche nozzle interrupted Taylor Swift in her speech.

by Aquafresh6 March 22, 2010