poop doodie

One of the two most funniest words put together in the English Dictionary. (if used properly)

(funny)
1) You fucking poop doodie ass bitch.
2) I need to take a pood doodie.

by hunker4u April 25, 2022

Doodie Tingles

The feeling or sensation you get before you take a dump.

After eating a particularly spicy bowl of chili, Bob stood up and gave his wife a knowing wink. He was headed to the bathroom. The Doodie Tingles told him it was time to put in work.

by sevenxchamps2000 June 01, 2020

Doodie Finger

When you go to wipe your ass and you get shit on your finger.

“I had the screen door shits this morning and when I went to wipe my ass, I got doodie finger.” Jayson

by BUTT0N February 09, 2021

doodie chomper

bob. eats poop.

you know who bob is? the doodie chomper?

by midix enormus August 07, 2021

Doody Snack

A polite way to ask for anal sex

I don’t care if the booty fat, you better get prepared for the doody snack.

Optional : can get taste of the doody snack

by Meanus Penis Jones August 23, 2022

doodie doodie

A term of endearment for a pet, baby, baby animal or significant other when you have the urge to squeeze them because they’re so cute and you love them. Usually spoken in baby talk. - I wuv my widdle doodie doodie

Girl: look at my new kitten. He’s only 8 weeks old.

Other girl: Aw wook at dat widdle doodie doodie.

by Doodies July 14, 2022

Doody soup

Noun : something that does not meet your expectations.

That concert was doody soup.

This sandwich tastes like doody soup.

by Art Vandalay, Architect May 15, 2011