Dogasm

An overly enthusiastic display of affection by a dog toward its owner or another person

Every time we come home from work, Rusty has a dogasm all over the furniture, floor, and our pants.

by lipsfan April 16, 2011

Doaning

A form of procrastination in which you don't make a big decision due to lack of information on what the future might hold.

"I should've bought that new car but my job had me doaning."

by m4neet July 30, 2012

dogarmed

Used in place of 'doggarned.' Will place the seed of crippling depression in the receiver's heart.

Me: That's dogarmed dumb!
You: I suddenly feel a need to crawl into my bed and cry for hours

by Hinatatertot October 20, 2015

Doanization

The act of having brain cells deteriorate and your logic and reasoning become near non-existent. Some common symptoms is being a Doan, another is being a pervert and retard.

Person 1: That guy experienced through Doanization and look at him now.
Person 2: That guy is retarded.

by I like big olo's and penis February 16, 2017

doanne

Biem bitch

She's being a Doanne, very banana.

by Chinees February 24, 2017

dogneck

A ugly person

She's such a dogneck

by Yer da sells Avon February 28, 2017

dogneck

A ugly person

She's a dogneck her

by Yer da sells Avon February 28, 2017