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Do I look fat in this dress?

Asked by that fat pig you've been porking, when the answer is obviously yes. If you say yes, however, you will never tap that ass again, ever.
Her: Do I look fat in this dress?
You: Who let the pig out? Snort snort snort snort. WHO LET THE PIG OUT? and so on...
by Nick D February 10, 2003
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dessi

the most clumsiest person you will ever meet
oh my gosh she is such a dessi
by Flarreee March 8, 2017
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dress up friday

A declaration of independence from dress down Friday.
Instead of suit and tie, everyone seems to have jeans with some sort of colorful t-shirt.
This defeats the purpose of heterogeneity.

To avoid this, you dress up to stand out and achieve personal relief that you look different then all the other people.
Thus, achieving the original intention of dress down Friday.
Worker 453:
Hey everyone, look at that square Jonas sporting a tie!

Worker 264:
*smile and nod* dress up friday, amigo.
by T. Polkinghorne August 13, 2008
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cfm dress

Come fuck me dress. A sexy dress worn by a female who is looking for a no strings attached encounter
I went home with the girl wearing the CFM dress and we had a great time. I never did get her name or phone number.
by Frankie Boothe April 26, 2010
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dress for sexcess

a theory stating that some women will only sleep with you depending on your attire. Could also be stated as "dress for suckcess" for women who perform oral on well dressed men.
Guy 1: How the hell did you ever hook up with that girl?
Guy 2: Some chicks dig Abercrombie. Dress for sexcess!
by rhcp18 July 6, 2010
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Desserting

Being a fatty and eating a lot of desert.
Eating desert
Sam was desserting with half a bucket of icecream. That disgusting bastard.
by Transpolar Drift Stream July 20, 2011
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dress down

In addition to, and to clarify, the other definition:
A person (often female) is dressed down when she is wearing clothes that do not accentuate her voluptuous parts (if any).
Despite her attempts to dress down by wearing long pants and a coat, that shit was still poppin' out all over the place!
by rich rick September 7, 2012
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