1.The Concept, Idea, or Action of one issuing goodwill on Facebook, or really any other social network.
2.The connotative form of definition #1, where someone makes an often futile and socially awkward attempt at socialization on a social network (such as facebook), often with no previous communication to the receiver nor any plans to follow up in real life.
2.The connotative form of definition #1, where someone makes an often futile and socially awkward attempt at socialization on a social network (such as facebook), often with no previous communication to the receiver nor any plans to follow up in real life.
Example for definition #1:
Steve: "Hey, did you know what you did at the party last night?"
Joe: "Dude, I was too smashed to remember."
Steve: "You freaking puked on Sarah! It was hilarious!"
Joe: "What?! Great, now I'm going to have to pull some Facebook Diplomacy."
Example for Definition #2
Joe: "Hey, you know that girl that gives me the stink-eye at work?"
Steve: "The one that never talks to you?"
Joe: "Yeah. She just invited me to be on her "best friends" app."
Steve: "Weird. But that's Facebook Diplomacy for yah though."
Steve: "Hey, did you know what you did at the party last night?"
Joe: "Dude, I was too smashed to remember."
Steve: "You freaking puked on Sarah! It was hilarious!"
Joe: "What?! Great, now I'm going to have to pull some Facebook Diplomacy."
Example for Definition #2
Joe: "Hey, you know that girl that gives me the stink-eye at work?"
Steve: "The one that never talks to you?"
Joe: "Yeah. She just invited me to be on her "best friends" app."
Steve: "Weird. But that's Facebook Diplomacy for yah though."
by Mr. Pistachio May 11, 2010
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The act of forcing a person into vaginal or anal intercourse but by shoving both balls inside the unwilling victim as well as the shaft -the crime receives universal immunity from prosecution. While normally a punishable act, if you get the "triple threat" inside, no legal entity can seek prosecution. This proves that either the victim wanted it and allowed it to happen or the perpetrator was just too damned determined not to get caught.
Mark: "Did Joel force that girl to have sex with him? That is a serious crime."
Scott: "Yeah, but he got the dick AND balls inside so he earned Diplomatic Immunity. There is nothing the law can do to him now."
Mark: "That lucky bastard"
Judge: "You are a sick individual and I sentence you to 25 yea....."
Lawyer: "Your honor, It seems my client also shoved in the balls as well during the act."
Judge: "Diplomatic Immunity?"
Lawyer: "Yes, your honor, it seems that way"
Judge: *pauses* "Well, that is a totally different story then. Case dismissed. And furthermore I sentence the plaintiff to 30 days in jail for wasting the court's time"
Scott: "Yeah, but he got the dick AND balls inside so he earned Diplomatic Immunity. There is nothing the law can do to him now."
Mark: "That lucky bastard"
Judge: "You are a sick individual and I sentence you to 25 yea....."
Lawyer: "Your honor, It seems my client also shoved in the balls as well during the act."
Judge: "Diplomatic Immunity?"
Lawyer: "Yes, your honor, it seems that way"
Judge: *pauses* "Well, that is a totally different story then. Case dismissed. And furthermore I sentence the plaintiff to 30 days in jail for wasting the court's time"
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