by cummuncher3000 July 5, 2022

A very strange and complex individual. Dillon is a very good-looking dude, though his stupidity and immaturity prevents him from pulling any thots. He's really not that hard to befriend, as long as you can handle his craziness for long periods of time. Getting annoyed with his craziness usually leads to hands being thrown, though it's safe to say there's nothing to worry about there.
by LI22Green December 17, 2018

A really nice guy who is kind of gay. Very obsessive but the sweetest person once you get to know him.
Did you see Dillon today?!? He was using mixed chicks in his hair and singing Taylor swift in the shower.
by Mackie9475 February 17, 2019

Picture it. The shiestiest most gorgeous thing to ever come in contact with whatever other wack shit you see out of your eyes. He is the best at rawdogging these treeshy babas like it’s a sport. A real Dillon drives a foreign car and always has biddies and/or treeshy babas on stand by, for said passenger seat in the foreign vehicle. Dillon is the best person to be around he’ll always make u laugh so hard that you can’t help but let a queef out. Let’s just say this guy is sexy, smart, witty, and some may even say dangerous. Dillon always gets it. A perfect specimen to be mixed into the human race indeed. All the girls want to see his wiener and suck it. The biddies come a runnin when they hear Dillon is around. Over all you want to be like Dillon but he’s just one of a kind so good luck with that sucka.
Dillon is no sucka
Is that dillon in another foreign
Wow my girl just text me saying she left me for Dillon what a treesh
Is that dillon in another foreign
Wow my girl just text me saying she left me for Dillon what a treesh
by Dillon Lynch March 24, 2022

an absolute bastard who steals peoples girlfriends and is a jerk and is overly jealous and treats his girlfriends like property. he won't let his girlfriend speak to any guy but him and messes up her mind so she thinks she's required to be with him.
by me... that's it January 13, 2020

by barbie1233 October 3, 2021

Dillon gaffeny is a bendy eared creature found in many forests and backyards he is hard to spot over his smelly musty skin.You know you are near a gaffeny when you smell something horrible.
by Sterling Prohegurtus May 2, 2022
