Denver

An overpriced city full of culture less, passive aggressive Caucasian tech people who live sex less lives.

If you spent $700,000 on a 2 bd 1 bath house just to be surrounded by homeless people and gentrified Mexican restaurants that charge 5 dollars a taco, you just be from Denver.

by Hombre September 17, 2021

Denver slip

When you go down on “wonan” and your tongue slips and hits a wiener.

Dude 1: how’d you find out Debbie has a penis?
Dude 2: I fell victim to the Denver Slip.

by Dslip May 25, 2024

Denver Roundhouse

When you throw shit at someones face. Usually for a crappy joke or to get back at somejuan. Preferably a large amount of shit.

I caught my best friend fucking my girlfriend so I Denver Roundhoused him til he puked.

I Denver Roundhoused my lover for taking it up the ass with another guy.

Clyde: Dude, wake up..
Tyrone: What the fuck is that dank smell homie
Clyde: DENVER ROUNDHOUSE !

by GMo24 February 23, 2012

denver omlete

Fucking (and ejaculating inside of ) an elderly woman hard and quick, using butter or cooking oil for lube.

I've always wanted to make Betty White a denver omlete.

by nliquid4m April 30, 2014

Crystals Denver Dojo

A place where spiritual growth, enlightenment, boundless love and limitless abundance starts. A cozy space with a fabulous sofa. A place where Crystal will find the next level of her journey that will also be designed by Rachel Rice.

Crystals Denver Dojo has the best vibes. What a fabulous little crabby corner.

by Rricecakes January 24, 2022

Denver Toupee

The act of finishing on someone’s face then trimming your beard or pubes over them so that they stick.

“Hey you have a stray pube on your lip”

“Oh sorry, my boyfriend gave me a Denver Toupee last night. “

by Dortybordy March 7, 2025

DENVER NUGGETS

1. Denver Nuggets- A basketball team and organization full of faggots
2. A reason to do whatever the fuck you want

Ay yo DENVER NUGGETS, you faggot

by FAPBOI August 29, 2020