Deemie

The act of using feces as a lubricant in stroking the peenie; a poopy handjob

I took a bitch out for a five course meal, and got the stinkiest deemie of my life afterwards

by Steamy Dinkies The Clown March 14, 2008

Deese

a sarcastic word

p1.I banged ur mom last night
p2. yea deese

by zeug November 17, 2003

Deesh

n. pl. The plural form of 'douche' or 'douche bag'. Typically male high school athletes travel in flocks.

Look at that flock of deesh congregating by the stairs.

by emily katherine February 19, 2012

Deeps

a. meth, dope, shit, shards
b. spawning from the metaphore "the deep end", being way into dope, on the slang (sales) 24-7, so deep jail or death is usually the quickest way out.

"you got a pipe homey, I got some bomb deeps"

by Josh Allen (714 Ca) January 19, 2009

deesh

Plural for the word douche. (n) or (Adj)

Those kids are a bunch of deesh.
Look at that the pile of used deesh.

by heighway March 1, 2008

deemster dan

a derp that got half duped but only because he lost himself for a time you could say he needed a good dupe'in ,when other people got ''lost in the sause'' and fell off the the face of earth or got buried under a federal prison, deemster dan unraveled the fabric of what was… disillusioned by what he found stopped using tomorrows energy today and got on with the damn thing ... to the family love and light is always bright it will guide you thru the night … he finally passed go and collected 200 dollars and life stopped being bad news bears … keep telling them fuck you pay me and never stopped smiling

deemster dan was a man he caught on when he kept getting blamm'ed he swam in the bleak for to many peaks but found himself at the end…. :)

by deemster dan aka burnt toast August 25, 2019

Deemer

An individual with an often mysterious past. Half of the time people assume it is because he has nothing going on. The other half of the time they believe he is some sort of superman because of everything he seems to have his hand in.

Either he is a complete sham, or a completely unique individual.

Guy A: "Dude, how the fuck did Deemer win the awards for physical fitness, intelligence, and aptitude?"
Guy (but usually Girl) B: "I don't know man, he's probably just a solid guy."
Guy A: "I think he's cheating."
Guy/ Girl B: *to themself* "At least he doesn't need to compensate for something by being jealous."

by Who posted this? February 19, 2012