People named Darren are antisocial, pathetic, and sad. However, all Darren's are horny bastards who want to have intercourse, but never get it. Sadly, Darren's are confined to sketchy porn sites that give viruses, due to their unsuccessful nature in the bedroom. Nevertheless, Darren's may get some sexual activity, in the form of ugly girls. This is because these 'ugly girls' are desperate, and have lots of std's.
Hot Girl: Oh my god, is that a Darren over there. He's sooooo gross
Ugly Girl: What... He is not ugly... I would f*** him soooo hard
Hot Girl: You are soooo gross...
Ugly Girl: What... He is not ugly... I would f*** him soooo hard
Hot Girl: You are soooo gross...
by XXX Horny Bastard XXX June 04, 2017
A local gypsy with 3 rotten teeth and a hobbies consisting of shagging muffin top dayna and ramming JCB’s into ATM’s
by Bobby grayzy November 23, 2021
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Darren’s the kind of guy who you will meet for the first time and instantly know you’re gonna be best friends. He’ll show you cool music. Be your friend you can take anywhere. Skate anywhere with you. He has a unique twist on the world around us and is definitely one of a kind. Nicest guy ever with a soft heart. If you find a Darren and you’re lucky enough to call him a friend, keep him around forever
“Hey I’m going to hang out at darrens, check you later”
“Who’s Darren?”
“You don’t know who Darren is???”
“No?”
“He’s the coolest guy you’ll ever meet.”
“Who’s Darren?”
“You don’t know who Darren is???”
“No?”
“He’s the coolest guy you’ll ever meet.”
someone who simps for electronics, shoes and instagram girls
a wholesome simp that doesn't take things too far and helps anyone
basically simps for everything
a wholesome simp that doesn't take things too far and helps anyone
basically simps for everything
by bobthebeast October 30, 2020
by Rubywarlock February 15, 2020
Darren’s are a well hung bunch, just relax and enjoy the ride! You will never be Disappointed with the DARREN .
by Happy Darren lover April 17, 2022