The Dirty Dam

The art of taking laxatives and ducked taping your anus and trying to hold back all of the shit. The winner of The Dirty Dam is the one who holds it back for the longest. The loser of this contest is denied access to a toilet for the next 24 hours.

Guy: Man me and Jamie did The Dirty Dam and his dam broke after like 5 minutes
Friend: What a pussy

by PaludanTheGreat August 18, 2018

The Dirty Dam

The art of taking laxatives and ducked taping your anus and trying to hold back all the shit. The winner of the The Dirty Dam contest is the one who holds the shit back for the longest. The loser of the contest is denied access to a toilet for the next 24 hours.

Guy: Man me and Jamie did The Dirty Dam last night and his dam burst after like 5 minutes
Friend: What a pussy

by PaludanTheGreat August 18, 2018

Dam hole

I’m at the hover dam and I want a dam t-shirt!

we got a dam hole.
What?
Nothing, inside joke.

by joyful coffee June 04, 2023

Van Damming it up

Dancing to every song known to man like you are Jean Claude Van Damme in the drunk bar scene from Kickboxer.

Did you see Ed, Matt and Jason at the party last night? Those guys were Van Damming it up to every song!

by MacheteManF13 February 12, 2021

Dam Dam

Dam Dam

Dam Dam

by damdamrebel November 24, 2021

Daddy dam

A condom. Created late at night by Nick Watts and William Carter of San Francisco California, 7/22/18

I hope you used a daddy dam!!!

by Instawhat49 July 23, 2018

Dam Stopper

It’s just blue balls for Women

Hey quit texting me these things I’m in a car, you don’t want me to get a Dam Stopper do you?

by Mr.MEMEers October 13, 2021