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Dalton

Dalton is a brother in Christ (Mormon) who constantly misuses words and/or mispronounces words longer than two syllables.
A Dalton would say "Getting multiple cookies for a job an example of the toochoochie loss function (dismissing returns)"
by Yerrboy April 20, 2023
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Dalton Corbell

he is a war vet that can bash the out of you. I hated wen the soviet union collapse it was the worst year in my life I remember my pal joseph Stalin voice it was beautiful. I was in every F ing war it was all beautiful.
My pall is Dalton Corbell
by dd12345six7 February 20, 2024
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Daltonize

To Daltonize is to change something and make it your own. It refers to Dalton Rapattoni's ability to take a song and change the arrangement to make it his own. Dalton Rapattoni was the third place finisher of the final season of American Idol. Dalton was a member of the boy band IM5 and lead singer of the band Fly Away Hero.
To be Daltonized refers to the moment a fan discovers Dalton Rapattoni and becomes completely and hopelessly obsessed with him.
To be Daltonized is to suddenly care more about the happiness and wellness of Dalton Rapattoni than anyone else.
To be Daltonized means you don't just listen to a song instead Dalton has the unique ability to make you Feel the Music.
I love how you Daltonized that song and made it your own.

Help I have been Daltonized and can't function in the normal activities of daily living due to my overwhelming desire to communicate with Dalton and his fandom on facebook, twitter and instagram. The obsessive thinking about and listening to his music and watching all his u tube videos.

Since I have been Daltonized I have been moved to tears listening to those lyrics.

Since I have been Daltonized I am sleep deprived waiting for Dalton to come online late at night.
by FlyingBy July 6, 2016
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dalton earnest

That bro that was her supple infomercial
by Yup, the stephantisticular August 15, 2023
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Dalton's Grandma

When a raccoon breaks into your house and steals all of your Nickleback and Logan Paul Cds without asking.
That dang raccoon pulled a Dalton's Grandma last night!
by RaccoonHater69 March 5, 2018
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drake dalton

A Drake Dalton is a rare species who likes gay butt sex to obseen levels and often tries to play it off as if he likes woman.
Wow, dis dick suckin nigga is suck a Drake Dalton.
by darealniggason October 16, 2019
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Andy Dalton

The quarter Back for the Bengals that’s leading his team to be compared to The Dolphins.
Idiot Friend : Andy Dalton is the Best QB in the league , he should be compared to Vick

Funny friend : Omg I’m so sorry I didn’t know you were demented
by Ortiz The third October 6, 2019
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