The most caring, sensitive, macho, hilarious guy you will ever meet. A Diego is someone who knows how to show a girl a good
time. His humor is pure gold... he can make you crack a smile and laugh, even on the saddest day of your life. He knows you so well it’s scary- he’s a pro at reading
people. He’s
short, with dark hair and chocolate brown eyes, and he is such a cute lil bean! Although he acts tough, he cries sometimes. The facade can’
t hide his sensitivity forever. A Diego is usually a Mexican, and as explained to me, “Here’s how dick size works:
Black guys are at the top, then it’s me, Mexicans, then it’s white
people, and then it’s Asians.” 😂 Even though he’s super confusing and oddly annoying at times, you can’
t help but being comfortable around him. He’s super sweet, but he wouldn’
t admit to that. Did I mention he’s also, like, the most inappropriate guy around? Still, you can’
t help but love him! He’s got a great personality and an even better heart! Don’
t let go of a Diego if you know one, because they’re absolutely fucking amazing! Thanks for always being there for me bro, I know I’m a
dork, but you’re the best! 😂🤪💙😁