Deadass

1. For real,
2. Yeah!

1. Are for deadass right now?
2. “Hey man you wanna go out tonight?”

“deadass man”

by U_dirty_langer October 13, 2019

Deadass

When you’re not sure you heard your friend.

Friend:Yoooo my crush just asked me out

Me:Deadass

This word is used with as a question most of the time)

by YUNGEGEOGRAPH October 20, 2019

Deadass

A slang term originating from New York City, which has the equivalent meaning of the word “seriously” or the phrase “no lie”.

Example 1:

Z-Boogie: Yo Ock! Lemme get uh chop cheese with hot sauce and kethup, and hurry up before I rock ya shit! Deadass!

Example 2:

Keith: Yo son, real talk, I got ya moms pergnant son.
Boom: Bro, you can’t be deadass rn son, she been throwing up all morning dude.

by GregzDaGodNocap December 29, 2019

deadass

something you want to relate to, but you obviously can’t in no way shape or form.

Friend: People be way to fake nowadays like damn...
Me: Deadass..

by ayana yktv 🤪 December 30, 2019

deadassism

An act of being deadass. Being serious about something.

“is that sarcasm?”

“nah bruh, that’s deadassism”

by TheCravenator January 2, 2020

Deadass

Short for/ as in "dead-ass serious" or "deadass serious"

Wow, the sixth definition from the top is the first one I saw to mention the whole phrase 'deadass serious.'

by DJQuetzalcoatl69 February 25, 2020

Dewalt

Tool brand owned by StanleyBlack&Decker. Some products are made outside the USA, but some products have the "Made in USA with Global Materials." In other words, the parts are made overseas and put together like legos in the Unties States. lThey have an iconic for the black and yellow coloring like the Shittsburgh Steelers. Notorious back in the 90s for being an overrated and overpriced Black & Decker power tool with a different name, color, and heavier price tag. They're corded tools are pretty good, bit their cordless line consists of way overpriced batteries that may cost someone to take a personal bank loan with a high interest rate compared to other tool brands in that tier, which their cordless lines are far superb that Dewalt. Don't forget that their batteries lose charge so fast similar to a young private's first ever trip to the shitty strip club out in town and blowing their entire base pay on payday.

Bank teller: So, your loan is approved. What kind of car are you thinking of getting?

Customer: No, Ma'am, this is for some extra Dewalt batteries for my new cordless tool kit.

Bank teller: Dewalt cordless?! That's cute. I'm a woman that uses Milwaukee Fuel M18 tools, so at least I have a pair of balls. Dont pay back the loan. Give me your man card in return, you fuckin' bitch!

by Sluggish Adderall August 4, 2020