cybertoothing

noun, verb, adj: the act of using social media to air your grievances

absolutely amazed at the amount of cybertoothing on twitter today!

by beelee1113 January 26, 2011

Cyber bullying

A terrible excuse for being an idiot on the internet and getting yelled at about it.

Idiot: "He guys, i realy think that jews caused 911"

Person 1: "You fucking idiot"

Person 2: "I'm going to kill you"

Idiot: "YOU ARE CYBER BULLYNG IM GUNA REPORT YOU TO THE CIBER POLEECE."

And such is Cyber Bullying.

by SeventhSandwich[BL] July 19, 2010

cyber

Exchanging arousing words over an instant messenger, sometimes with the intent of getting each other off. Pictures and webcams are sometimes used.

Cybering's got a bad name. It's like porn, but you get to talk to the person! (quick, guilt-free, exciting, no strings attached, and you don't have to worry about calling anybody the next day)

"Remember, kids, the only 100% effective birth control is abstinence.......and CYBERING!"
"I love to cyber and show people my naked ass on the internet!"

by pdots April 13, 2007

cyborg human bean revolution

the cultivation of revolting beans during the famous "Bean Uprising" of 3044 by half humans, half robots. Eventually the cyborgs joined the beans, striking for wages, food, and comfortable beds.

Man, those syborg human bean revolutions have really got me down. I think that we should revolt against them for a change.

by liz December 31, 2003

Cyber Potato

Someone who sits in front of the computer for hours surfing the internet, rather than going out and having a life.

I may be a couch potato, but my cyber potato brother hasn't moved from that computer screen for 3 hours.

by Havana192 November 22, 2009

cyberspaced out

Being disoriented and lost in a string of random meaningless links on the internet which finally ends on a topic completely different to what you originally had in mind.

Person 1: Dude, what happened? You've been in front of the computer for an hour but didn't even start your work.

Person 2: I know, I guess I was just completely cyberspaced out.

by just_that_guy October 21, 2010

Cyber Monday

The Monday after Thanksgiving Day, when online retailers keep the Black Friday-like bullshit going by constantly bombarding our e-mail inboxes and facebook statuses with annoying-ass ads to buy their products on our employers' time.

These companies apparently don't realize their tactics actually have the reverse effect and that many of us are actually out deer hunting on this day and are carrying loaded .30-06 (thirty-aught-six) rifles.

If I get one more Cyber Monday e-mail today from company X I'm gonna blow my fucking laptop up!

by dookeyboy December 1, 2010