Double Crunch

A Double Crunch is when you suck dick on a beach and he has a sandy penis but you’re no quitter

1. Samantha : I was sucking his dick at the beach and it was too sandy.

Chole : did you quit ?
Samantha : I double crunched that dick , i ain’t no quitter

by UrMumInMyBed July 15, 2018

Kiddy Cruncher

A Synonym for Kiddy fiddler. More commonly known as a Paedophile or nonce

That man touching kids. He's a kiddy cruncher

by Anonymous Legend July 31, 2019

D-CRUNCH

D-CRUNCH are a k-pop boy group, based in South Korea, under AI Grand ent. They consist of 9 members, 6 rappers and 3 vocals, and they debuted in 2018. The official fandom name being Diana

Diana: hey do you stan D-CRUNCH?
non-Diana: I don't but I'll appreciate a song recommendation by them ^-^
Diana: sure, try out Pierrot by D-CRUNCH!

by HyunwoosGlasses October 14, 2020

Spicy Chicken Crunch Wrap

Heaven in mexican fast food form. 4.99 at your local taco bell.

Man, that Spicy chicken crunch wrap was an explosision of heavenly thoughts in my mouth.

by mexicanfoodloverme. March 16, 2009

chunky white crunch

A synonymous slang phrase for methamphetamine.

She's totally gacked up off that chunky white crunch.

by P to the C September 23, 2017

indian pizza cruncher

When a hindu sticks a pizza roll up anothers ass hole until it cums out of there dick and there partner sucks it out and shoves it deep in there scrotum until they can't resist any longer.

I met an indian pizza cruncher and I got super erect

by Reginald Summers December 1, 2017

cinammon toast crunch

It’s clearly more superior than fruit loops

Kevin:Are you seriously eating fruit loops right now?
Kevin2:Um yea
Kevin:Bitch get the fuck out of here with that weak shit Cinammon Toast Crunch is clearly better than that stupid ass ducking circle pickle chin lookin ass cereal.

by Lolchigga45 December 27, 2018