cumshotta

cumshotter but with swag

Dude did you see that new porn video? The top was a total cumshotta!

by bigfatniggadicks July 8, 2024

cumshot

a name that a cat has

say hello to my cat, cumshot!

by huuhhhh July 10, 2024

Cumshot Olympics

When a dude tries to jerk off and climax at the same time as the porno they’re watching.

“I should’ve gotten a golden metal for how many times I’ve pulled successfully Cumshot Olympics”

by Startupedition July 20, 2024

Cumshot Cannon

This is the use of lube that reacts with semen to create a green, snotty substance that functions as glue. The Indian Military used multiple versions of this technique during the Great Poop War and World War I and II. Some variations included vests stuffed with the substance, formerly popularized by the Arabians

I didnt know he would turn up with his Cumshot Cannon

by RFN Real Fucking Niceguy June 4, 2025

CumShot

When a security you own, usually a crypto coin, randomly and abundantly shoots up in value.

We thought ‘shitcoin’ was a scam, turns out it was an instant cumshot.

by Couchdenter July 25, 2025

bloody cumshot

When someone kicks an respectful English man in the balls, while he is about to perform a cumshot, causing it to be mixed with blood.

"What is this red white liquid"
"Its a bloody cumshot, you indifferent fuck"

by Doorhanndle June 22, 2017

Quarantine Cumshot

A cumshot so powerful it travels 6 feet, allowing you to fuck your girl while maintaining social distancing. Never aim at the eyes, as it could blind someone for life.

Yo, yesterday me and my girlfriend were a little horny, so I gave her a quarantine cumshot. It was like a bullet dude, it flew so fast.

by SirSwankington June 1, 2020