A word to describe a usually typical white make or female because they don’t have much taste in food.
by JayPatelBabes8 December 11, 2021
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"Excuse me a what?"
"Idk check urban dictionary"
*checks urban dictionary* *only finds muff cruncher*
"It's like that but gay"
"Excuse me a what?"
"Idk check urban dictionary"
*checks urban dictionary* *only finds muff cruncher*
"It's like that but gay"
by LilSkirt January 2, 2022
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A beastly looking woman from Michigan’s U.P. That’s not much to look at but will keep you warm on a cold U.P. Night .
Damn Joe it’s freezing out there tonight. Guess I’ll finish the beer and grab me a salmon Cruncher and head home for the night.
by Housebroke February 20, 2022
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Get the Muff Cruncher mug.Uncle Crunckle is the life of the party, he's that guy that you wish you were even just for the moment... No! He's not!
In fact you loath him, you can't stand him, he literally is a Man Child to the highest power. Fully lives in his half-ass attempt delusions of his "Glory Days" takes zero accountability, he always has a story to one up yours, and that's just a treat to watch him unravel his seemly endless fabricated life events. His the type that if he watched your children for the night, the kids would come back smelling of puke, regret, a missing tooth, and a serious drug addiction... They might even own someone money... When the Unc gets Crunc stay out of that warpath of a life full of failure and fuck ups about to take you down with it, if you step near it, regardless of your intent
This is someone you do feel bad for though because they have so much humanity, and a giant heart, they just can't get their shit together at all, and it's a shame...
In fact you loath him, you can't stand him, he literally is a Man Child to the highest power. Fully lives in his half-ass attempt delusions of his "Glory Days" takes zero accountability, he always has a story to one up yours, and that's just a treat to watch him unravel his seemly endless fabricated life events. His the type that if he watched your children for the night, the kids would come back smelling of puke, regret, a missing tooth, and a serious drug addiction... They might even own someone money... When the Unc gets Crunc stay out of that warpath of a life full of failure and fuck ups about to take you down with it, if you step near it, regardless of your intent
This is someone you do feel bad for though because they have so much humanity, and a giant heart, they just can't get their shit together at all, and it's a shame...
Samuel: "Fittin' to run the trail of beers down later, set a new record, than prank call the suicide hotline if you wanna time me, bro!"
Luke: "You're sending some real Uncle Crunckle vibes *starts playing Yeah! By Usher ft. Lil John* I'm down to be penetrated bro!"
Luke: "You're sending some real Uncle Crunckle vibes *starts playing Yeah! By Usher ft. Lil John* I'm down to be penetrated bro!"
by H.O.G.Man December 4, 2022
Get the Uncle Crunckle mug.Toes that are immensely bigger than the average human's fingers and are able to claw their way into your carpet, through your floor, gripping your house foundation, hence the name carpet crunchers.
Extra 1: BE QUIET DON'T YOU HAVE TWO CARPET CRUNCHERS 3000??
Extra 2: HOW BOUT YOU LEAVE THEM ALONE OR THEYRE GONNA BECOME HUMAN CRUNCHERS
Extra 2: HOW BOUT YOU LEAVE THEM ALONE OR THEYRE GONNA BECOME HUMAN CRUNCHERS
by I eat your toes for breakfast May 8, 2023
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