The feeling of still having shit in your asshole after a dump, despite the fact that you whipped your ass several times. When one is shit crippled, they tend to walk funny.
"I took such a huge dump that I got shit crippled, let's just say walking to John's house was not pleasant after that..."
by Ball Bustin Bob June 19, 2017
a name given to people who are so stupid and fucking retarded that they are considered cripples. often referred to those types of people who do crack and always know they're wring but try to play it off
by Ahmin Yashed November 22, 2019
"I will de-cripple you, take your cane and cripple you again" An Ohio slang term similar to Your welcome
is commonly used in response to ("I wonder what would happen if I.." while swinging a cane to the back of someone leg)
is commonly used in response to ("I wonder what would happen if I.." while swinging a cane to the back of someone leg)
"I will de-cripple you, take your cane and cripple you again" it was god's plan
by Doctor very trustworthy January 13, 2025
she's got some crippled nipples
by mitchell n tyre January 20, 2023
Someone, anyone really: *pointing at me* Man, that little gremlin definitely has a case of crippling depression. I almost feel sorry for it.
by fox boi July 13, 2019
mary ( ur preschcool frend) - HEy JOHANNA do you want to go Ice SKATING! today?
JOHANNA- no fuck off mary i have crippling depression you two faced cow headed ugly lookin annoying fuckin bastard that no one likes dont ever talk to me again you bitch, i only talk to u when we're in preschool UGH!
JOHANNA- no fuck off mary i have crippling depression you two faced cow headed ugly lookin annoying fuckin bastard that no one likes dont ever talk to me again you bitch, i only talk to u when we're in preschool UGH!
by mary the cow April 29, 2019
One of the most extreme forms of depression. It gives you extreme anorexia and immobilizes you so you’re stuck crying forever
Muse A: dude, remember when PETA killed that Chihuahua
Muse B: yeah, Cynthia became lethargic and got extremely crippling depression
Muse B: yeah, Cynthia became lethargic and got extremely crippling depression
by KURTYEEEEEE December 23, 2020