Snap Off Some Crayons

Come on bro, we're gonna be late.

Gimme a minute dude, I gotta snap off some crayons before we go...
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Like banning colored crayons

An idea so stupid, and so based on your own opinions of the world that even a polish politican could take it and use it as an argument.

(From when a polish politican decided that colored crayons make the population gay from a very young age.)
1: "Oh how about we dig a hole to china?"
2: "Bro thats like banning colored crayons..."

1: "Come on dude. Jumping of bridges is cool."
2: "Seriously? Its like banning colored crayons god damn it."
by TheRedactedWolf January 24, 2023
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Crapola Crayons

Derived from the kids art brand “crayola” that sells art supplies including crayons. A new way of saying, “I messed up a lot and I’ll never recover from this.” or “I made a small mistake that doesn’t really matter.”
Example 1

Guy 1- “Crapola Crayons!”

Guy 2- “Oh no, Guy 1, what happened!”

Guy 1- “I just colored outside of the lines in my coloring book!”

Guy 2- “Crapola Crayons!”

Example 2

Crapola crayons! I just killed someone!”
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crayon dick

Crayon dick means that their dick is as small as a crayon like are friend melo
Melo has a crayon dick
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wet crayon paper

It's the smell of wet crayons being drawn on paper. Pretty self-explanatory, or it could be the fresh smell of a broken crayon that's really warm or hot.
Man do you smell something?
No, why?
It smells like white crayon paper man, like you know the smell you smell when you smell a crayon?
I get what you're getting at. They do smell good though.
Yeah.. that's what I call the wet crayon paper smell..
by die plonkerstein November 04, 2020
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Crayon Class

noun

1. a college course, generally a general-education class, in which students are assumed to idle about rather than doing difficult, albeit productive, coursework (i.e. “coloring with crayons” as a reference to kindergarten).

2. a kindergarten course with an unusually high concentration of peculiar children, crafts, and the like.
1. all the hot girls are in my crayon class | in between getting dismantled by engineering courses, my crayon class allows me to unwind and take it easy for a change.

2. being in that kindergarten crayon class with the glue-eaters may have scarred me for life | after that crayon class I had in kindergarten, I see toilet paper rolls and hot glue in a whole new light.
by shit, the crayon consumer November 07, 2024
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Crayon Class

noun

1. a college-level course, usually an easy general-education course, in which it is assumed that students idle about rather than doing difficult, albeit productive, coursework (i.e. "coloring with crayons" as a reference to kindergarten);

2. a kindergarten class in which there is an unusually high concentration of peculiar kids, crafts, and the like.
1. all the hot college girls are in my general-education crayon class | after getting destroyed by my engineering coursework, I can attend my crayon class and take it easy for a change.

2. being in that crayon class with the glue-eaters may have scarred me for life | after that kindergarten crayon class, I saw toilet paper rolls and hot glue in a new light.
by shit, the crayon consumer November 07, 2024
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