foot cramps

When ur foot feels like it's getting sat on by a fat fuck then ran over by a semi truck then on top of thoose things happening someone is biteing on UR toes

Fuck bro I was trying to hit elli up but she said she can't go because Her foot cramps are acting up.. Fuck

by Nelly g March 20, 2015

crapper john

It is how a certain Neanderthalish man from Indiana feels, due to being 46 with no sexual experience...with woman.

Get a cork, Dont crapper on yourself John, just because I am too much woman for you...

by ClarrisaKnowsAll April 23, 2005

crapper wrapper

Toilet paper; used to wrap the gifts one leaves in the khazi.

"Dammit, I was cheek-to-the-seat when I realized there's no toilet paper!"

"Don't worry, I'll nip to the shop on the corner for some crapper wrappers"

"Hurry up, I'm bursting. Grab me a Mars bar when you're there, to replace the chocolate bar I'm about to drop"

by Mr. Dingleberry January 2, 2009

Crapple Shittamon

Use of apple cinnamon aerosol after defecating produces a smell that is a combination of the two.

"Did you use the whole can? You smell like crapple shittamon."

by UnFocused1 January 23, 2008

crappeine

The imaginary drug that comes with caffeine losing its effect. Usually in relation to sleepiness, tiredness, and in severe cases, passing out where you stand.

Its been 9 hours since my last coffee. I think the crappeine is kicking in.

by mocha sushi January 5, 2009

Crapper Tapper

A Crapper Tapper is another name for "Fudge Packer's".
It's when you Tap the Crap with your penis, while its inside the others ass. Usually used to make fun of 2 guy's who are close and always together.

God...Ryan and Steve are such Crapper Tapper's.

by Mighty M August 3, 2009

crapperdoodle

its is the same as crap but has a more innocent presence. it can also be said around younger audiences such as children ages 4-8. the doodle part is from the poodle, because they wanted to make a word less bad and make it sound more as if its an animal instead.

*drops stapler on shoe,staple goes into shoe..* "OH CRAPPERDOODLE! how am i gonna get this out?!"

by limbo4two September 28, 2009