Yank the crank

Jacking off

I got bored at work last night so I told my bitch of a boss that I was going to go home and yank the crank

by Soviet Duck November 06, 2020

Cranking the Horn

Masturbating in a comedic fashion. Or to masturbate as a means of time-wasting for mild enjoyment.

Guy 1: What did you do at the weekend?
Guy 2: Nothing much just sat at home cranking the horn.
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: You know, beating my soldier, caressing my shaft, you know, treating the little guy.
Guy 1: Ohhhhh, yeh same, I wanked until it hurt me physically. We really need girlfriends.

by CrankingMyHorn October 25, 2022

Crank the mustard

A better term for a good ol fashion handjob.

Hey man did she crank the mustard last night?

by Jcfire233 November 09, 2017

Twilight Crank

A guy who is obviously a fan of the Twilight movies or books. Usually an emo guy.

Dude, that guy is obviously a fan of Twilight. He's major Twilight Crank!

by cdlustscats June 02, 2010

Road Crank

The act of masturbating while driving in your car.

Is that guy next to us road crankin?

by Bryan November 20, 2004

crank hair

Pubic hair that is located on the shaft of the penis.

Dude, I got my crank hair stuck in my zipper.

by Paul June 20, 2006

Crank That Lincoln

When a guy is doing a girl from behind, right before he ejaculates, he pulls out and squirts at the back of her head. A reference to abraham lincoln who got shot in the back of his head.

One night I was so annoyed with sally I thought it would be funny if I crank that lincoln without her knowing.

by Todd MacGuire December 02, 2007