urban camping

1. A form of penance. What one generally does after terminating a long-term relationship in their late twenties or early thirties. Urban camping involves the acquisition of a small apartment that is sparsely equipped with furniture. In general, an urban camper should be equipped with no more than, a coffee machine, a juice press, a cot or yoga mat and a radio. The period of urban camping shall persist until the camper no longer feels guilty about the circumstances of the previous relationship and begins to acquire material possessions for the purposes of impressing others.

2. The state of furnishing of a downtown apartment that causes an Aravopoulos to say "I love what you haven't done with the place".

I was over at Hector's last night and he still doesn't have any furniture. How long is this urban camping phase gonna last?

by -g. August 21, 2003

Urban Camping

The act of setting up camp or sleeping in an Urban environment without the luxuries of home. This can include sleeping in your car, passing out on the sidewalk, spending all night in line, setting up camp on the streets or even camping in a park that is far to close to a major metropolitan area to be considered “roughing it.”

“We are going Urban Camping down at the Coliseum tonight to get good tickets when the Box Office opens in the morning.”

by HMacWil June 25, 2009

Thread Crapping

Posting in a large amount of threads in a relatively short period of time, often the post adds no important contribution to the thread. Related to spamming.

Poster #1:I dont know, M is one of the variables.
Poster #2: Jacksons an idiot.
Admin: Poster #2 permabanned for thread crapping.

by Jon the asian January 8, 2011

frog clamping

a sexual position in which a man squats down as if to hop(like a frog) and the woman then grabs the mans testicles from behind clamping them between her fists, tugs up and down and eats out the mans asshole.

"come on and finish your beer honey, im going to give you a frog clamping like your granny never did,YEEHAW!!"

by ben head November 8, 2006

cramming

The sexual practice of inserting objects into a vagina or anus that are significantly larger than the orifice's typical circumference, causing pleasurable stretching.

Jenny and I were cramming last night. She managed to fit an entire Poland Spring bottle in her vagina.

by titsor September 25, 2011

lets go camping

lets go camping is a slang term for driving in a car to find a place to smoke once youve found a suitable spot you go camping which means getting baked.

lets go camping

by peace love and happiness February 23, 2010

camping

The action of going home with a new partner for sexual purposes without leaving afterwards. Through charm and repeated sex, a one-night-stand can be prolonged for a full weekend, and further on through weeks and months. Though it may appear to be "love at first sight," it is actually the exchange of sex for housing.

This sort of "premature cohabitator" is almost always an impoverished female.

I spent about a year in London, camping in various places.

by Johnny 16 May 10, 2007