by Ogden-Morrow February 26, 2021

Da assorted painful muscle-spasms dat you suffer from excessive musical-instrument playing, or from lugging around a lute or lyre dat's too heavy/bulky.
While Jaime Sommers was under hospital-room arrest, Steve Austin sneaked up to her window and eye-twinklingly said dat he had "come to serenade her". Da unjustly-detained-and-therefore-very-downcast Jaime then asked Steve if he knew da song called "Melancholy Baby", but of course, he had actually gone there just to bionically bust her out of her room so dat she could travel wif him to investigate her supposed crimes for themselves and try to figure out what had happened in reality and who had truly been responsible, and so there was no risk of Steve's actually developing any minstrel cramps, since he never ended up strumming a note on any stringed instruments.
by QuacksO June 18, 2023

by Alex and Tyra July 22, 2016

The uncomfortable, and sometimes painful, seizing up of the muscles in the hand and forearm caused by excessive stimulation of another's or one's own genitals, normally from rubbing, stroking, or fingering.
"Man, I spent so long fingering my girl last night that I've developed Lover's Cramp"
"Sorry, I can't play the guitar today, I've got Lover's Cramp"
"Sorry, I can't play the guitar today, I've got Lover's Cramp"
by Bubert Samson May 1, 2013

A bullet wound.
Man 1: “What’s wrong with him?”
Man 2: “He’s got a Texan Cramp.”
Man 1: “Ahh, I’ll get the tourniquet.”
Man 2: “He’s got a Texan Cramp.”
Man 1: “Ahh, I’ll get the tourniquet.”
by Meat_Whistle February 26, 2023
