by Malume phill January 18, 2019
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Get the Cosmic Blasted mug.An intelligent person who is capable of doing math but, for reasons of entropy/fate/providence/bad luck, gets the answers wrong anyway, even to the extent that even math teachers are stumped as to why.
"I checked my answer 20 times. 20 TIMES! And the teacher checked it five times! I showed my work twice over. Neither of us knows how I got question 4 so wrong."
"You poor cosmic miscalculite..."
"You poor cosmic miscalculite..."
by gorpoglorp January 28, 2023
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As I entered her cumvahlha I groaned and that's when she knew she had only seconds to enjoy the feeling inside before I turned her into a cosmic snatch brownie.
by Secret Squirrel Squirter December 21, 2023
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Sorry dude, I just had to deal with an annoying cosmic kid, he literally declined an amazing offer just cause his outdated website said it was an L.
by A roblox trader December 24, 2023
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When your staff are so bad that just turning up on time is an improvement. That's for being on time. You're cosmic.
by Jojnny5 December 28, 2023
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A: You know what Ride the cyclone is?
B: Yeah, my fav is Karnak, who’s ur fav?
A: Cosmic playboy.
B: Ricky Potts?
B: Yeah, my fav is Karnak, who’s ur fav?
A: Cosmic playboy.
B: Ricky Potts?
by The foxman real January 7, 2024
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