Cosmic Kid

A Pet Simulator player who solely relies on the Cosmic Values website for all their trading decisions, often resulting in stupid and uninformed decisions.

Sorry dude, I just had to deal with an annoying cosmic kid, he literally declined an amazing offer just cause his outdated website said it was an L.

by A roblox trader December 24, 2023

cosmic karl

Shooting your load on the ceiling of a black light lit room. Leaving behind spots that look like the night sky

Boy did he go off, he cosmic karl ed the whole room.

by Stickworks December 18, 2017

Cosmic playboy

Ricky Potts. The guy from Ride the cyclone who had 14 cats and had crutches named ‘Lady Marzipan’ and ‘Dame Judi Dench’, he also said ‘porno is magical’

A: You know what Ride the cyclone is?
B: Yeah, my fav is Karnak, who’s ur fav?
A: Cosmic playboy.
B: Ricky Potts?

by The foxman real January 7, 2024

Cosmic miscalculite

An intelligent person who is capable of doing math but, for reasons of entropy/fate/providence/bad luck, gets the answers wrong anyway, even to the extent that even math teachers are stumped as to why.

"I checked my answer 20 times. 20 TIMES! And the teacher checked it five times! I showed my work twice over. Neither of us knows how I got question 4 so wrong."
"You poor cosmic miscalculite..."

by gorpoglorp January 28, 2023

cosmic splosh

a drink made in the northwest of ireland containing milk, tequila and the breading from kfc drunk from a kfc bucket

i was hangin so bad after drinking cosmin splosh last nite. wrod up

by Dman December 2, 2004

a cosmic smug

a very smug smug, cosmic you could say.
smug is also a tsundere

smug is my grinding bird
a cosmic smug

by big daddy nash May 21, 2021

cosmic cafe

its a great violin piece played by the Judy and conducted by Ms. Giulia and Ms. Louise.

Ms Louise: hey lets conduct cosmic cafe
judy: yes i'll play it!
Ms Giulia: and a 1, a 2, a 1,2,3,4

by slaymrsalnation June 20, 2022