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Cosmic twin 

A person who was born on the same day of the year as you. A true cosmic twin was born on the same day and same year as you (aka a Sense8), but colloquially any year is permissible.
Of the past 5 dates I’ve been on, two of them have been cosmic twins. I guess that means astrology is wrong, since opposites attract.
Cosmic twin by Marty Farty December 29, 2022

Cosmic Blasted 

When you are turbo gonked on quality gas
Person 1: Yo steve!
Person 5: steve can’t answer you, he’s cosmic blasted
Steve:
Cosmic Blasted by dinkystinker January 28, 2023

Cosmic miscalculite 

An intelligent person who is capable of doing math but, for reasons of entropy/fate/providence/bad luck, gets the answers wrong anyway, even to the extent that even math teachers are stumped as to why.
"I checked my answer 20 times. 20 TIMES! And the teacher checked it five times! I showed my work twice over. Neither of us knows how I got question 4 so wrong."
"You poor cosmic miscalculite..."
Cosmic miscalculite by gorpoglorp January 28, 2023

Cosmic Crush 

The act of being killed or incapacitated due to the intense gamma radiation emitted from Cosmic Fear Mode Garou.
Although he was a powerful Saiyan, Goku couldn't endured being Cosmic Crushed by Garou.
Cosmic Crush by Quanftw March 29, 2023

Cosmic douma 

A small kid who is very sexy

He love to fuck minors and is a nazi general he is very hot and make people's cunt painful he is the brother of acta and enemy of gay beats
Aww cosmic douma fuck me hard
Cosmic douma by Gaysndhcywf3 3D April 17, 2023

Cosmic douma 

A small kid who is very sexy

He love to fuck minors and is a nazi general he is very hot and make people's cunt painful he is the brother of acta and enemy of gay beats
Aww cosmic douma fuck me hard
Cosmic douma by Gaysndhcywf3 3D April 17, 2023