Cosmic playboy

Ricky Potts. The guy from Ride the cyclone who had 14 cats and had crutches named ‘Lady Marzipan’ and ‘Dame Judi Dench’, he also said ‘porno is magical’

A: You know what Ride the cyclone is?
B: Yeah, my fav is Karnak, who’s ur fav?
A: Cosmic playboy.
B: Ricky Potts?

by The foxman real January 7, 2024

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Cosmic miscalculite

An intelligent person who is capable of doing math but, for reasons of entropy/fate/providence/bad luck, gets the answers wrong anyway, even to the extent that even math teachers are stumped as to why.

"I checked my answer 20 times. 20 TIMES! And the teacher checked it five times! I showed my work twice over. Neither of us knows how I got question 4 so wrong."
"You poor cosmic miscalculite..."

by gorpoglorp January 28, 2023

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Cosmic Rape

When you are being pegged in the ass at light speeds, or large fractions thereof.

“”Did you hear what happened to Josh? He was fucked at 1/10 the speed of light!”
“Damn, that’s Cosmic Rape. He must’ve been seeing stars!”

by DarthNBL September 15, 2023

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Cosmic Wealth

Its when you got so much money that its cosmic like its outta this world so much cant even keep it in the bank (so much money you cant handle

Kev: Im tryna get that cosmic wealth
Dave: what the fuck is that

by Rich youngin April 21, 2022

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Cosmic

Adj:
Something or someone exceptionally amazing or great. Typically used when the thing being described is so amazing, one can't come up with any other word.

A quick way to say every synonym for "awesome" in one word

"Woah! You got a new dog?! Cosmic!!"

"I met this girl last Thursday, she was super cosmic..."

by Moobot February 1, 2017

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