concussion cock

when someone with foreskin fakes a concussion to get out of a football game.

"concussion cock sucks"

by the ultimate secret January 21, 2007

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two point conversion

As you are urinating into a toilet while standing, you decide that you also have to defecate. You then switch to sitting position to void your bowels.

On a side note: It is considered good form to "cut off" your urine stream before switching to the sitting position unless you can execute a toilet straddling position. It is also not recommended to attempt a two-point conversion if your starting position is at a urinal, unless you have a stall waiting.

I usually don't poo at bars, but those chili cheese fries made me go for a two point conversion.

by dephex March 5, 2010

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CONCUSIONATOR

One who wacks his wang very often.

Ru is in their giving his johnson a
concusion.

by CLEATUS November 12, 2004

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Confusionized

When a situation is so confusing that a person doesn't understand what has just him/her in the face. He/she may be on the receiving end of hurtful comments and not quite understand why. This would indicate the the situation has become confusionized.

person 1: what's going on?
person 2: im not quite sure. it feels a little confusionized in here

by confused.1221 June 14, 2010

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Concussion Grenade

1.) An anti-personnel device that is designed to damage its target with explosive power alone.

2.) A type of fart where hopefully the Boom warns you before the Shock wave hits, usually resulting in holding one's breath and calling an O-ring repair doctor.

1.) "The perpetrator was neutralized by a concussion grenade."

2.) "Oops! Did u just hear that concussion grenade, quick plug your nose!!"

by Firehawk21_2001 March 17, 2014

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