Conjure

cause (a spirit or ghost) to appear by means of a magic ritual

I cannot but conjure up the memories of the good old days.

by Mukembo April 23, 2018

Congree

When you concure and you agree, it is a hybrid of both words.

I congree with what you say.

by Zach A. Wolf January 30, 2009

congressional

By far the most exclusive and all white country club in the tri state area. All the moms play tennis at least 3 days a week, and the fathers play 18 holes of golf almost as frequently. The children are all in the preppiest and private schools around and spend every day of the summer when they are not sailing on their family's yacht in the Mediteranian, either playing golf, tennis, or swimming. The only cars that are under $50,000 belong to the help and seeing a famous face there is nothing new. Also, the sight of the U.S. Open in 1997 and former U.S. presidents are former country club presidents.

Member 1: "Wow, that was a great round of golf. I think I'll go swim a few laps and then eat at the Grill.
Member 2: "Oh, I would so join you, but I have to go down to Neiman's and pick up my Prada bag. They had to have it especially made so that it would match the interior of my BMW."
Member 1: "Wow! That's such a great idea! When I trade in my Bentley for a Mayback, I think I will so do the same thing!"

by Congressional Member May 13, 2005

wet congress

Coined in honor of the historic "wet congress" of 1927, it is when a condom is filled with water and tied closed. The condom is then inserted into an orifice. A male's penis is then inserted forcefully into the same orifice. With some hard movement, the force is so great it ruptures the condom, sending water bursting into the chosen orifice.

"Oh my god, that wet congress made me soo wet"

by nile billy December 6, 2007

Zez Confrey

The most underrated and underappreciated early jazz (also known as novelty piano) composer of all time. Without Zez Confrey, jazz would not exist the same way it does today. His music is the successor to ragtime and the predecessor to jazz. His most popular compositions include Kitten on the Keys (1921), Dizzy Fingers (1923), and Stumbling (1922). He has composed over 90 pieces, each one as great and innovative as the last. Some are only available in ultra rare out of print books, and some have never even been published. His music was greatly influenced by impressionists like Debussy and ragtime players such as Scott Joplin. His last composition was entitled Fourth Dimension and was composed in 1959.

jazz teacher: you see students, ragtime was the predcessor to jazz. scott joplin was a famous ragtime composer in the early 1900s. after the death of the ragtime tradition came stride players like jelly roll morton and fats waller.

student: what about zez confrey?

jazz teacher: zez who?

student: *facepalms*

by Bogmire August 25, 2010

concrete

Street name for heroin, not cocaine or crack.

Dude, why would you wanna fill your veins with that concrete.

dope smack junk heroin china white dragon Mr. Brownstone

by anonymous September 21, 2013

brown leaf on da concrete

an african american sleepin on the sidewalk

man look at da brown leaf on da concrete!

by Toby September 22, 2004