A bad career move. Home to the meanest people in the world. Common place for yellers and rude assholes. A place where people are extremely nice to you, just before they rip you off and ruin you financially. A wonderful place, but only for them. Look carefully and most of them have horns. George W. Bush’s birth place.
1. Dude why are you yelling and cursing at me, all I did was say hello to you. Are you from Connecticut or something?
2. You: I am truly sorry that you suffer from Tourette syndrome? Red Neck: No I don’t, I am just a white trash from Connecticut and you are a person of a color and I think you smell.
3 Lorin: Dr. I need medicine for crabs. Doctor: Did you have sex with a prostitute? Lorin: No, my wife is from Connecticut, and I am a fag.
4. I made 50K in 2008, and I have been working for 34 years. I think am so rich because I am from Connecticut.
5. I pulled a Connecticut thirteen years ago. I was unemployed for two years, and my career hasn’t recovered yet.
6. Main Connecticut industries: Gambling. Prostitution. Drugs. Unemployment insurance. Corporate welfare. Government bailout. Bankruptcy. Food poisoning.
2. You: I am truly sorry that you suffer from Tourette syndrome? Red Neck: No I don’t, I am just a white trash from Connecticut and you are a person of a color and I think you smell.
3 Lorin: Dr. I need medicine for crabs. Doctor: Did you have sex with a prostitute? Lorin: No, my wife is from Connecticut, and I am a fag.
4. I made 50K in 2008, and I have been working for 34 years. I think am so rich because I am from Connecticut.
5. I pulled a Connecticut thirteen years ago. I was unemployed for two years, and my career hasn’t recovered yet.
6. Main Connecticut industries: Gambling. Prostitution. Drugs. Unemployment insurance. Corporate welfare. Government bailout. Bankruptcy. Food poisoning.
by Arrowwood_13 February 27, 2009
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Person #1:
My uncle got his MBA more than twenty years ago, and he makes good money, but despite being in his late forties, he still thinks, talks, and acts the same as when he was in grade school. He is always making ethnic slurs against his minority neighbors, and I heard at work he likes yelling at the new hires.
Person #2:
That’s because he is a connecticut. I try to stay away from those kinds of people.
My uncle got his MBA more than twenty years ago, and he makes good money, but despite being in his late forties, he still thinks, talks, and acts the same as when he was in grade school. He is always making ethnic slurs against his minority neighbors, and I heard at work he likes yelling at the new hires.
Person #2:
That’s because he is a connecticut. I try to stay away from those kinds of people.
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