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Connecticut

A bad career move. Home to the meanest people in the world. Common place for yellers and rude assholes. A place where people are extremely nice to you, just before they rip you off and ruin you financially. A wonderful place, but only for them. Look carefully and most of them have horns. George W. Bush’s birth place.
1. Dude why are you yelling and cursing at me, all I did was say hello to you. Are you from Connecticut or something?

2. You: I am truly sorry that you suffer from Tourette syndrome? Red Neck: No I don’t, I am just a white trash from Connecticut and you are a person of a color and I think you smell.

3 Lorin: Dr. I need medicine for crabs. Doctor: Did you have sex with a prostitute? Lorin: No, my wife is from Connecticut, and I am a fag.

4. I made 50K in 2008, and I have been working for 34 years. I think am so rich because I am from Connecticut.

5. I pulled a Connecticut thirteen years ago. I was unemployed for two years, and my career hasn’t recovered yet.

6. Main Connecticut industries: Gambling. Prostitution. Drugs. Unemployment insurance. Corporate welfare. Government bailout. Bankruptcy. Food poisoning.
by Arrowwood_13 February 27, 2009
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Connecticut

A mental dwarf. A total village person with an exaggerated and unrealistic view of himself or herself.
Person #1:

My uncle got his MBA more than twenty years ago, and he makes good money, but despite being in his late forties, he still thinks, talks, and acts the same as when he was in grade school. He is always making ethnic slurs against his minority neighbors, and I heard at work he likes yelling at the new hires.

Person #2:

That’s because he is a connecticut. I try to stay away from those kinds of people.
by Vulcher-13 October 4, 2009
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connecticut

2 hours from the states that really matter - new york and massachusetts
connecticut is the dumping ground for rich ceo's
by thechow August 21, 2006
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Connecticut

Ahhh, there's nothing like moving from NJ to Connecticut and realizing that "richest state in the U.S." sure doesn't seem like it! And all that crap about having the highest I.Q.?? You sure wouldn't know it from taking one step in here. Home of the wanna-be's!! We live secluded, isolated and in total ignorant bliss! Aren't you jealous now?
by Elio June 26, 2005
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Walmart connection

Used by African Americans when playing against them in some sort of online gaming. The term itself makes no sense to any other race, but African Americans use it frequently to express the lag they might be getting from you, or lag you might be encountering.
SurfNstuff92: Dude I'm frickin lagging
BIGBOYPLAYA802: ay nigga you got a Walmart connection.
LEBRON23: HAAA NIGGA BITCH AZZ WALMART NIGGA
by Joe The Man, Rogan February 5, 2009
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connecticut

Judging by these wall posts, the most one-dimensional state in the union. Most people outside of new england and new york have never heard of connecticut and consider it just another one of those small northeast states that isn't massachusetts. It seems they cling to their notions of superior wealth, yet don't realize that the mean home price anywhere in the state of california is higher than theirs.
Where is connecticut?

- I don't know, isn't that a part of rhode island?
by Jonny mcwhocares May 31, 2006
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Connecticut Chimp

Verbal and emotional abuse. Tearing someone limb from limb and peeling their face off, like a Lyme-diseased Chimpanzee jacked up on Xanax.
I went all Connecticut Chimp on the barista after she F-ed up my double latte.
by WhiskeyRockARoller March 13, 2009
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